2. Preston Manning
3. Tax is only 7%, as opposed to the approximate 200%
4. The Premier is a fat, wife beating alcoholic with a Grade 4 education
5. Flames vs. Oilers
6. Stamps vs. Eskies
7. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of
8. Eventually, it will be your town's turn to ban VLT's
9. The Americans below you are all in anti-government milita groups
10. You can attempt to murder your rich oil tycoon husband & get away with it
