2. Amusing town names like Flin Flon & Winnipeg
3. All your local bands make it big, then move to Toronto
4. The only province to ever violently rebel against the federal government
5. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes
6. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter
7. You don't need a car, you can take a canoe to work
8. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner, depending on your mood
9. Because of your license plate, you're still "friendly" even if you cut somebody off
10. Pass the time watching trucks & barns float by
