2. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income
3. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies
4. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to name yours
5. The economy is based on fish, cows, & ferrying Ontario drivers to Boston
6. No one blames anything on New Brunswick
7. You have French people, but they don't want to kill you
8. Everybody has a grandfather, who runs a lighthouse
9. Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen
10. You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no tv
