2. If Quebec separates, you'll float out to sea
3. In the rare case when somebody moves to the Rock, you can make them kiss a dead cod
4. The economy is based on fish, seafood, & other fish-related products
5. If you do something stupid, you have a built in excuse
6. You understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics
7. The work day is about 2 hours long
8. You're credited with many great inventions, like the solar-powered flashlight & the screen door on the submarine
9. If someone asks if you're from Nova Scotia, you're allowed to kick their ass
10. It's socially acceptable to wear your hip waders on your wedding day
