2. Your province is shaped like male genetailia
3. Everyone is a fiddle player
4. If someone asks if you're a Newfie, you have the right to kick their ass
5. The local hero is an insane, fiddle playing, sexual pervert
6. The province produced Rita McNeil, the world's largest land mammal
7. You're the reason Anne Murray makes money
8. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to wear a kilt
9. The economy is based on fish, lobster, & fiddle playing
10. Even though it smells like rotten sea animals, Halifax is said to be Canada's most beautiful city
