2. Your $40,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
3. You & you alone decide the federal election
4. There's no such thing as an Ontario Separtist
5. Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition
6. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city
7. The only province with American-style crime
8. Much Music's Speaker's Corner- rant & rave on national tv for a dollar
9. Baseball fans park on your front lawn & pee on the side of your house
10. Mike Harris: Basically a sober Ralph Klein
