PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
2. You can walk across the province in half an hour
3. You were probably once an extra on "Road to Avonlea"
4. This is where those tiny, red potatoes come from
5. The economy is based on fish, potatoes, & CBC programs
6. Tourists arrive, see the "Anne of Green Gables" house, then promptly leave
7. You can drive across the province in 2 minutes
8. It doesn't matter to you if Quebec separates
9. You don't share a border with the Americans, or anyone for that matter
10. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on & off at night
