2. Racisim is socially acceptable
3. The only province to kidnap federal politicians
4. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next
5. Other provinces bribe you to stay in Canada
6. The FLQ
7. Your hockey team is made up entirelyof dirty French guys
8. The province with the oldest, & nastiest hookers
9. Non-smokers are the outcasts
10. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo bastards"
