THATS ALL JOKES

1)MAGISTRATE:YOU COMMITTED THIS THEFT ALONE?
ACCUSED:YES,YOUR HONOUR.YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE THIS DAYS.

2)LITTLE JOE:DAD,DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WRITE IN THE DARK?
FATHER:OF COURSE I CAN ,SON.
LITTLE JOE:TURN OF THE LIGHT,AND SIGN MY REPORT CARD.

3)CUSTOMER:HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE FOR COPIES IN POSTCARD SIZE OF A PHOTOGRAPH?
PHOTOGRAPHER:EIGHT CENTS EACH FOR THREE COPIES.THE FOURTHY COPY IS GIVEN FREE.
CUSTOMER:IN THAT CASE,CAN I HAVE THE FOURTH ONE,PLEASE?

4)A BACHELOR TOLD HIS FRIEND,"I HAVE SHOWN MANY GIRLS TO MY MOTHER BUT SHE HAS DISAPPROVED IT.
"WHY DON'T YOU PICK A GIRL WHO IS LIKE YOUR MOTHER?,"SAID THE FRIEND.
"I TRIED THAT ONCE BUT MY FATHER DISAPPROVED OF HER."

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