Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Saiyuki Edition

By: Quatre Raberba Winner (Quatre-Chan/Onna-Quatre)

(*****You should know by know that there is no plot here. If you were looking for plot try one of the other shows later on tonight. And I don't own millionaire or Saiyuki. Not that you would, but you can tell me what you think by emailing me at quatre_chan5@hotmail.com. Now that that has been said, on with the show!*****)

*Music plays and the camera pans to Quatre-Chan sitting in her respective spot*

Quatre-Chan: "Good evening everyone and welcome to 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'. We have a special show for you all. I have the cast of Saiyuki here with me and they're all going to play for a good cause so lets give them a hand."

Audience: *Claps and cheers*

Quatre-Chan: "Now the first person I have in the hot seat is The Bunny Doll. So what is it that you do, Bunny-San?"

Bunny: ".. ."

Quatre-Chan: "Oh, you must be camera shy. It's okay just try to stay calm."

Bunny: ".. ."

Quatre-Chan: "Okay. Answer my question n.. . now."

Bunny: ".. ."

Quatre-Chan: "I said 'now'!"

Bunny: ".. ."

Quatre-Chan: "Hey answer me when I'm talking to you!"

Bunny: *Falls forward and hits the floor*

Quatre-Chan: "Well fine! Be that way! I didn't wanna do the show today anyway! See you peeps next time on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'!" *Storms off back stage*

Goku: "Hey Sanzo. Does that mean we don't get the money for the food."

Gojyo: *Punches Goku in the head* "You dumbass ape! What do you think it means?!"

Goku: "Don't call me an ape, you perverted kappa!"

*A cloud of dust appears as Goku and Gojyo proceed to try and kill each other*

Sanzo: *Eye twitches* "Morons.. ."

Hakkai: *Eyes shut and smile at the camera* "Well it appears that the host doesn't want to have anything to do with us right now."

Sanzo: *Smacks Gojyo and Goku over the head with a fan*

Gojyo: "Hey!"

Goku: "Ow.. . What was that for, Sanzo?!"

Sanzo: *Glares* "Shut up!"

Goku and Gojyo: *Look horrified and have dots for eyes* "Okay.. ."

Hakkai: *Eyes are still shut and the smile is still on his face* "My everyone is so pleasant when they're on TV."

The End