Who Wants to be a Millionaire?! Shock Force Edition

By: Quatre-Chan

*Blast of well-played music floats through the air of the studio. Quatre-Chan sits in the host's seat.*

Quatre-Chan: "Good evening. Mwaha. Never thought you'd see this show again, did ya? Well too bad! Welcome to 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'. For those who don't remember, I am Quatre-Chan and I am the host who will ask you demented and sometimes "wrong" questions for my amusement. Tonight we have a special show for you. To earn back the budget that Hee-Chan and I stole we have the Shock Force here."

Audience: *Claps and cheers.*

Quatre-Chan: *Mumbles* "I swear this audience was prerecorded..."

Audience: "Boo!"

Quatre-Chan: "Jeez! Okay, sorry!" *Sighs* "Well now that I have my audience booing me lets bring out our first contestant, Kris Summers a.k.a. Cycle."

Cycle: *Sits in the hot seat.*

Quatre-Chan: *Mumbles again* "Well lets hope your leadership will inspire the rest of your team here unlike in combat."

Cycle: "What was that?"

Quatre-Chan: "Oh, nothing. Here's your question for a million dollars. What is your worst fear? Is it; A: Finding a loved one dead, B: Your sister's screaming, C: Failure or D: That." *Points to a cage that's holding a black panther. An evil grin appears on the ryu's face.*

Cycle: *Thinks* Well it's in a cage... it's in a cage... "Um, well I have seen a dead loved one and you learn to tune out Jen after awhile." *Eyes still on the "big, black kitty thing"* "I..."

*The panther's cage opens with no one touching it. The cat moves towards the host and her contestant.*

Panther: "Mew."

Cycle: "AH!" *Runs off.*

Quatre-Chan: "Hm, he showed us he was afraid, but he didn't answer me. What do you think, should I give him the money?" *Looks at the panther for an answer.*

Panther: "Mew." *Runs after its pray also known as Cycle.*

Quatre-Chan: "I'll take that as a 'no' then. Okay, Sparkster, you're up."

Sparky: *Sits in the hot seat.* "Good day, goddamn it."

Quatre-Chan: "Okay, yeah sure. Here's your question. What did you try to flush down the toilet when your powers first came in? Was it; A: A cat, B: Your father's car keys, C: A massive porn collection or D: Cycle."

Sparky: "Well you see now, small wingie thing-"

Quatre-Chan: *In a flat tone* "I'm a dragon."

Sparky: *Shrugs* "Sure. I would have tried putting Cycle down there, but as the Shock Force we always end up in the sewer anyway, plus I didn't know him. But I did try to flush a cat down the toilet once."

Quatre-Chan: "So A is your answer."

Sparky: "Is it a cat?"

Quatre-Chan: "What do you think?"

Sparky: "Yeah, A."

Quatre-Chan: "You're right, but there's a catch. You can take the money or you can have a million rolls of duck tape." *Reveals a pickup truck full of duck tape. A heavenly light shines atop of it.* "Well?"

Sparky: "Hn. Duck tape." *Walks over to the truck, climbs on the drivers side, honks the horn and drives off.*

Quatre-Chan: "So far, no budget. Next!"

Sophia: *Glides from her place on the panel and lands perfectly in the seat.*

Quatre-Chan: "Ah, the vampire of the group."

Sophia: "Quit the chitchat."

Quatre-Chan: "Ooo, harsh. In a word, how do you describe the Shock Force? A: Stupid, B: Tasty, C: Destructive or D: All of the above."

Sophia: "Seeing that I have never bitten one of them I wouldn't know if they tasted good or not, so D is out as well. Um..."

Quatre-Chan: "I'm ~waiting~."

Sophia: "That's my line. I am going to say... stupid."

Quatre-Chan: "And I am going to say destructive. So you're wrong."

Sophia: "Grr..." *Fumes off*

Quatre-Chan: *Once again gives an evil grin.*

Shadow: *Teleports into the hot seat.*

Quatre-Chan: "Alright Shadow, what sound do you make when you teleport? Is it; A: Bamf, B: Evil, C: "I'm a ninja, you can't see me" or D: La Li Ho."

Shadow: "What are you on?"

Quatre-Chan: "Nothing. Now answer."

Shadow: "I want to use my phone call."

Quatre-Chan: "Fine. Who are you calling?"

Shadow: "Evermore." *Gets a phone from somewhere and calls Evermore.*

Evermore: "Hello?"

Shadow: "Hey, I have a big problem."

Evermore: "You're having problems?! I ran out of coffee!"

Shadow: "But I don't even know what sound I make when I teleport."

Evermore: "... … …"

Shadow: "Evermore?"

*Click*

Quatre-Chan: "Time's up. What's your answer?"

Shadow: "I guess I'll say bamf."

Quatre-Chan: *Does a buzzer sound* "Wrong. You don't bamf."

Shadow: "I know, but-"

Quatre-Chan: "No buts. Off you go."

Shadow: *Teleports away.*

Cycle: *Sits in the audience, next to an old lady and sighs in relief.* "Safe at last..."

"Old Lady": "Mew." *Reveals itself to be the panther and tries to maul Cycle.*

Cycle: "AH!"

Quatre-Chan: "Man, he screams a lot. Can I have the next Shock Force member come up, please?"

Rad: *'Struts' over and sits in the hot seat.*

Quatre-Chan: "Heh. Okay, Rad, if that's your REAL name, out of these four who is most likely to kill you? Is it; A: Arcairel, B: Sora, C: Evermore or D: Alex? "

Rad: "What Arctic didn't make the cut?"

Quatre-Chan: "If she was on the list than it would be obvious now wouldn't it?"

Rad: "Hn. Than the answer has to be Arcairel."

Quatre-Chan: "Heh, you'd think that wouldn't you. But you are wrong."

Rad: "How could that be wrong...?"

Quatre-Chan: "You should do more thinking about your teammates before you answer."

Rad: *Stalks off*

Quatre-Chan: "Come on, Scarlet!"

*Silence*

Quatre-Chan: "Scarlet?"

*Silence*

Quatre-Chan: *Looks around and sees the telepath's seat empty.* "Well I'll be damned. Oh well, Arctic, I guess it's your turn."

Arctic: *Gracefully approaches and sits in the hot seat.*

Quatre-Chan: "Thanks for not icing up the studio."

Arctic: "Was that supposed to be funny?"

Quatre-Chan: "No, I meant it. I hate the cold and I figured Shock Man X would send you to hurt me if I didn't give you budget-"

Arctic: "Stop babbling."

Quatre-Chan: "Okay. Here's your question. What is your son's full name? Is it; A: Alex Winters, B: Alex, C: Hurricane or D: Alex Winters-Green."

Arctic: "It's D."

Quatre-Chan: "Well mother knows best. But you can either have the money or what's behind door number one." *Points to a curtain, where her son, Kou is standing with two year old Alex in his arms.* "Don't worry, Kou's not the kind of person who'd harm a child."

Arctic: "I'd trust him with my son over most of the team."

Quatre-Chan: "Agreed. So what's it gonna be?"

Arctic: "The curtain."

Quatre-Chan: "Good choice. Kou, reveal her prize."

*Kou lets Alex take hold of the rope. The red fabric falls to the floor and reveals a large poster with a pictures of dollar signs and a plane.*

Quatre-Chan: "You have won a paid vacation. You and Alex can fly to where ever and stay for a week. Have a nice day."

Arctic: *Walks over to Kou, takes her son and leaves the set.*

Quatre-Chan: "Still, no budget. Let's see if Allstar can turn things around."

Allstar: *Does a dive roll from his spot on the panel, a few back flips and lands on the hot seat for a dramatic entrance.*

Quatre-Chan: "Nice."

Allstar: "Why thank you, I'm that damn good, ya know."

Quatre-Chan: "Sure you are. For one million dollars of budget, what does it say on your nametag? A: I'm that damn good, B: Stunning monologue, C: I am evil, please corrupt me or D: Narg."

Allstar: "Hello? Did you not hear me? I'm that damn good."

Quatre-Chan: "Wrong."

Allstar: "What?"

Quatre-Chan: "Look at your nametag. It says; 'I'm STILL that damn good'."

Allstar: "No!!!!!!!!!!!" *Sulks away*

Quatre-Chan: "I am sorry to say that we are down to the last Shock Force member and he's the team's last hope of getting any budget. Come on up, Sora."

Sora: *Sits down* "You know, what you're doing is kind of unfair."

Quatre-Chan: "Meh. This show is for my amusement after all."

Sora: "Touché."

Quatre-Chan: "Okay Sora, like I said you are their last hope. What is your code name? Is it; A: Kite, B: Sirocco, C: Sky or D: Squall."

Sora: "Enough with the Kingdom Hearts references!"

Quatre-Chan: "What? If I wanted to make a Kingdom Hearts reference I would have said Leon."

Sora: "It's the same person!" *Sighs* "Never mind. My code name is B: Sirocco."

Quatre-Chan: "That's correct. And as promised here is your check. As well as the checks for Cycle, Sophia, Sparky, Arctic, Allstar and Shadow. Like I said I was amusing myself. Enjoy your newly found budget. And that's all for 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'. Ja ne!"

*Cameras go off and lights go out as the audience files out. Quatre-Chan returns to her normal height and stretches back stage when she hears someone mumbling.*

Quatre-Chan: *Peaks around the corner to see K-OZ muttering to himself.*

K-OZ: "Stupid chibis and our budget. It's my bubble, I should be the host of Millionaire…"

Quatre-Chan: *Sneaks up behind K-OZ.* "Bubble this." *Smacks him over the head with a nearby baseball bat.*

K-OZ: *Falls to the ground.* "No fair… that was my bat…"

The End

(*****Okay, so that's a taste of what the Shock Force is. But this is how we act in game so it may not be quite in character. And the reason for hitting K-OZ in the head with his bat/stick is because he hit me with one. That was my revenge and now I feel bad. But hey, at least the team got their budget back. If you have any questions at all feel free to contact me.*****)