Who Wants to be a Millionaire?! Saiyuki Edition 2

By: Quatre Raberba Winner (Quatre-Chan/Onna-Quatre)

*Camera pans over to Quatre-Chan sitting in her seat.*

Quatre-Chan: "Good evening, minna-san and welcome to Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Tonight we have a special treat for you all. We have the cast from Gensomaden Saiyuki here once again and like last time they are playing for a good cause so please give them hand."

Audience: *Claps and cheers.*

Quatre-Chan: "Now the first person in the hot seat is one of my all time favorite bishounen, Nataku Taishi. He's come all the way from the heavens to be here, so let's get this show on the road. Okay Nataku-Sama your question for a million dollars is; Who is Goku? Is it; A: Konzen B: Kenren C: Tenpo or D: Goku?"

Nataku: ".. ."

Quatre-Chan: "Take your time."

Nataku: *Continues to sit and do nothing.*

Quatre-Chan: *Arcs an eyebrow.* "Nataku-Sama?" *Waves her hand in front of the boy's face.* "Nataku?"

Hee-Chan: *Walks on the set and whispers to the host.* "He's still going 'duh'. He's not back to normal yet.. ."

Quatre-Chan: *Pouts and eyes start to tear up.* "Nataku-Sama?" *Wails hysterically and runs off stage.*

Hee-Chan: *Looks at the camera.* "She'll see you all next time. I refuse to say the name of the show." *Walks off in pursuit of the crying ryu.*

Gojyo: *Shakes his head.* "I can't stand it when women cry. I'm going outside to have a smoke." *Walks off.*

Hakkai: "Gojyo!"

Sanzo: "Hn. Waste of my time, yet again.. ."

Goku: *Carefully approaches Nataku and waves his hand in front of his face.* "Nataku?"

Nataku: "Is she gone?"

Goku: *Nods.*

Nataku: "Good." *Starts to laugh.*

Goku: *Chuckles.* "Why did you do that?"

Nataku: *Stops his laughter and thinks.* "Well every time she's done this show she only asks one question and then it's someone else's turn. I find that incredibly boring."

Goku: "But she's only done three shows including this one and she only got to give away the money once."

Nataku: *Shrugs.* "Still. Knowing that I was one of her favorite people I thought it would be fun to make her think I was still, in their words, 'going duh'."

Goku: *Burst out laughing.* "That's actually really funny!"

Nataku: "Really? And the best part is she won't get mad at me." *Smiles.*

Sanzo: *Fires his gun.*

Goku and Nataku: *Look in the monk's direction.*

Sanzo: "Idiots. Once again we can't get the money that we need and therefore no food for you, stupid monkey!"

Goku: "Sanzo?"

Sanzo: "I'm going to kill you for wasting my time." *Walks off.*

*****Back Stage*****

Hakkai: *Walks up behind the two chibis, eyes shut, Jeep on his shoulder and bows.* "Sorry.. ."

Quatre-Chan and Hee-Chan: *Shocked to find him standing there.* "Where did you come from?!"

The End