Mountain dew is the official soft drink of satan. Im sure if hell overflowed and took over the world, we would all be forced to drink it for all eternity for not realizing the truth that any soft drink that can deliver over a pound of sugar to you in a six pack should be blasted into the sun. As well as any of the poor caffein junkies that have been effected by it (it's too late for them already, they'll just turn to the cheap coca-cola ripoff).
Other than pure opinion, there are numerous other reasons why Mountain dew should be sent back into the hellhole from which it was spawned (Tennessee).
Mountain dew contains Yellow 5. This chemical Does a number on the male anatomy. In other words, if you're 'doing the Dew,' eventually that's all you'll be able to do.
Diet mountain dew also contains saccarine, a sugar substitute that has been linked to being a carcinogen.
So not only will you be a stupid faggot with bad taste, you'll also have cancer and a small penis.