Easy Solution to 3 Problems
Ok people, we have a huge trash problem in this country, a bunch of nukes we dont need, and Greenland that just sits up there and pisses people off. The solution is obvious.

All we have to do, is take all the trash we dont want, dump it into the middle of Greenland (no one lives there anyways, and if they do, we're just eliminating retarded genes from the race), and blast it all to hell. We get a beautiful country, the UN inspecters will be happy, and once again we can prove that the US totally pimps small underdevoloped countries.
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