Homorock
		The rock and roll counterpart to boybands
	Where to begin... homorock is a scourge of the music industry. it commonly falls under 'alternative' or 'pop rock', but dont let it fool you, it will still lower your sperm count. There are a bunch of bands classified under this category. First and foremost is Nickelback. These guys could possibly be emo if they werent such old bitchy buttdarts. They travel around, whining about everything. Well, maybe not, but the singer's voice makes him them sound like they're always complaining. And they cant even make it look cool. Portugal. What does this have to do with anything? Well, the crowds in this country obviously shared my opinion. While playing at a concert, Nickelback's lead singer noticed the crowd being considerably quiet. He comes up and goes "COME ON PEOPLE, DO YOU WANNA ROCK, OR DO YOU WANNA GO HOME?" the crowd responded by pelting them with rocks. Good taste. I say we follow their fine example and bludgeon this entire genre to death with heavy objects.