BY Michael Landon
I will never forget the day I stole A Christmas Tree. I can’t alibi my
actions with youth, with not knowing better. I knew exactly what I was
doing, including the possible consequences to myself, my wife and my
son. Nor was it a rash decision. I planned it carefully and with great
details, and if I talk about it today, I do it only because, in spite of
the fact that I tried to make up for it, I have never been able to clear
my conscience of the guilt. I only hope that by telling about it, I may
prevent someone else from committing a similar transgression.
I hadn’t
been married quite one year when it happened. I wanted a tree for my
wife Dodie and my six-year-old stepson, Mark, very badly, but I
couldn’t afford one. The money I made barely provided for rent and
three meals a day. Often we got along on two. Neither Mark nor Dodie
complained, but the closer we came to the holidays, the more frequently
Mark would ask, “When do we get a Christmas tree, Daddy? When will we
start decorating it?” “Soon,” I promised him. “Soon we’ll get
a tree.” But I didn’t have the faintest idea where the money would
come from. About four or five days before Christmas I took Dodie and
Mark for a walk through Griffith
Park
– for
the only kind of entertainment we could afford. As we walked along a
narrow, winding trail, I suddenly noticed how much the trees on both
sides looked like Christmas trees. That’s when I got the idea. Rather
abruptly I told Mark and Dodie that it was time to go home. I am sure
they did not understand my shortness at the moment, but I did not want
to get them involved by explaining. As soon as we got back to the house
I called my friend Nick Benet and told him I had to see him immediately.
When Nick came to the house, we had a huddled conference in the privacy
of the front entrance. When we were through, I told Dodie I had to go
out for an hour, but instead of heading for the door, walked into the
kitchen and rummaged through the drawers. Puzzled, she watched my
search. She was even more astonished when I finally lifted the meat saw
out of the drawer. “What on earth do you need that for?” she asked
me. “I’d rather you wouldn’t ask me,” I said, feeling guilty.
Dodie looked at me in a peculiar way but said nothing.
When Nick and I
got in my car, I shoved the saw under my shirt so it wouldn’t be
noticed as we drove along. We hit a couple of bumps in the road on the
way to Griffith
Park
and I
felt the sharp edges of the saw tear into my skin. It was about
four
o’clock
in the
afternoon when we parked the car near the Observatory, climbed over the
wall that encircled the parking area and slowly slid down the steep
hill. There were a few people around but we were so well hidden by the
trees that they didn’t notice us, or if they did they didn’t pay any
attention. We looked for about half an hour until we found a tree which
I thought would be about right. While Nick stood watch, I started sawing
through the trunk until I was about seven-eighths of the way through.
All I’d have to do when I came back at night, I figured, was to bend
it and it would snap off. The task done, we climbed back up the hill,
got into the car and drove home. After dark that night, Nick and I
returned to Griffith
Park. To our
shock, when we reached the Observatory we saw that the parking lot was
jammed full of cars for some sort of show they had that night. While we
were upset at first, we quickly realized that this might be a break
after all, for with all the activity at the Observatory, surely no one
would pay any attention to two fellows climbing down the hill. Our plan
seemed to be working perfectly. It took but a little effort to snap off
the tree. But when we started to drag it back to the parking area, we
discovered to our dismay that it must be twenty feet long. We had no saw
with us and if I wanted a tree, there was no choice but to go through
with our plan. By the time we got to the top, both of us were scratched
and bleeding. We were just trying to lift the tree across the wall when
a light was flashed into my face. I felt like a criminal who had been
caught in the act. Mechanically, I dropped my end of the tree and Nick
did the same. As yet we didn’t know whether the officer who was
flashing the light in my face had seen it. “The park is closed,
fellows,” he said matter-of-factly. He hadn’t noticed the tree.
“Is it that late?” Nick cried out with relief. “Yes, you’d
better get out of here,” he said kindly. We surely did, but when we
drove home I felt miserable. All the work had been in vain; I still
wouldn’t have the tree for Christmas, Mark would be disappointed. The
shock of being given a warning should have been enough to make me
refrain from continuing my plan. It certainly should have kept me from
involving my wife. It didn’t. By the way I looked, talked and felt
when I got home, it was quite obvious to Dodie that something was
terribly wrong. I confessed my whole story to her. She looked at me
quietly for a moment, then started to say something, but stopped
herself. She thought about it some more and then came back, “What is
it you want me to do, Mike?” My instinct told me to say, “Nothing,
let’s forget the whole thing.” Instead I burst out, “I want you to
help me. I need you.”
Early the next morning Dodie and I drove up to
the Observatory. Because the battery of my old car was just about burned
out, and not wanting to take a chance on not being able to start the
car, we parked it with the front end facing downhill. There were
practically no people in the park that early in the morning and Dodie
and I managed to lift the tree across the wall and carry it towards the
car. Suddenly we saw a couple of kids run towards us. Instinctively we
dropped the tree and when they got close, I shouted, pointing at it,
“That sure looks like a Christmas tree, doesn’t it?” Dodie nodded
silently. Now a policeman rushed over, too. Again pointing at the tree,
I told him, “We just found this tree. It sure looks diseased,
doesn’t it? I thought if no one wants it, we’ll take it home for our
boy.” The policeman looked at me questioningly. I force a grin.
“Some kid must have cut it down.” “Or some nutty adult,” he said
at last. “Well, maybe we’d better leave it, although it isn’t any
good to anybody,” I said finally. “If you want to, you can take it
to the
National
History
Museum.” The
policeman told us. “If the Ranger say’s the tree’s not diseased,
you can have it. Dodie and I couldn’t fit the tree into the trunk, but
we did manage to get it into the back seat of the open convertible, with
the top hanging out eight or nine feet beyond the bumper. We headed
downhill, but we hadn’t gone more than half a mile when the officer
pulled up behind us. “Just follow me,” he shouted as he drove ahead.
Now I was sure we’d had it. The ranger would discover that the tree
was freshly cut and healthy, put two and two together – and Mark would
spend Christmas alone while his parents were in jail, I told myself.
About half a mile from the entrance the policeman waved his arm toward
the Natural History Museum and then pulled away. I breathed more easily.
Fate had been with us, I told myself as I slowed down, waited until the
policeman was out of sight and then, passing the museum, turned left
onto
Los Feliz
Boulevard, heading
for home. I didn’t get far. A minute after we had left
Griffith
Park, I heard
the sirens behind me. A few seconds later a fire truck pulled up behind
us and the driver ordered us to pull over. “Where did you get that
tree?” he shouted at me. I told him the same story I had told the
policeman. And his reaction was just like the officer’s. “Take it to
the Natural
History
Museum,” he
told me. “Better yet, follow me.” He drove all the way to the
museum, and waited as Dodie and I pulled the tree out of the car and
walked to the side entrance on the far side. While the fireman was
carefully watching us, I knocked at the door. There was no answer. I
knocked again, harder, and then I peeked through the window and saw that
the room was empty. I tried the door handle. Finding that the door was
unlocked, I stepped inside and loudly said, “Hello.” I started
talking just loud enough for the fire warden to hear my voice, and I
answered myself with a different intonation. After a few minutes I came
back out of the door and told him the ranger had said it was okay for me
to take the tree. Of course, there had been no ranger. For an instant, I
thought the fireman would seek to verify my information, but he just
drove off. As Dodie and I drove back home we had such a guilty feeling
about what we had done that we hardly talked to each other. We parked
the car in front of the house and, when we dragged the tree into the
room, we found it was way too high for the ceiling. So I chopped off a
good part of it – and promptly split the tree right down the middle in
the process. It was another bad omen. Dodie got some wire and I wired it
together, then shoved it into a corner of the room because I had to
leave for a job interview. When I came back, Dodie was frantic. It
seemed the moment I left, all sorts of ugly bugs started crawling out of
the tree. In fact, the whole room was crawling with little animals which
we had to kill one by one. Both of us knew that such ill-gotten gain
would bring no happiness to us, but Mark had no hint of what had
happened. All he could see was a beautiful big Christmas tree; he was
crying with happiness.
The following day we took what cash we had and
bought decorations. Meanwhile, the tree was shedding so fast we feared
that by Christmas there wouldn’t be a needle left. Two days later was
Christmas and, while the tree looked scraggly, Mark couldn’t have been
happier. Dodie and I couldn’t have been more miserable. We realized
what we had done. We knew we had to make up for it somehow. On the day
after Christmas there wasn’t a green needle on the tree. We took off
the decorations, cut up the tree and took it out to the street to be
picked up by the trash collector. The same afternoon I got a check in
the mail for some work I had done. It was the first money I’d seen in
a month. “Now we can really celebrate,” I told Dodie. There was
something in the way she looked at me that made me feel even more guilty
than I had before. “How much will you need for groceries to see us
through the next few days?” I asked her. She told me the barest
minimum, which was about a third of the money I’d received. Dodie and
I never discussed what should be done with the rest of it. We just knew.
I didn’t know much about charitable organizations, but I knew that the
Salvation Army was a pretty good outfit to hand a check to, so I took
whatever we didn’t need for food for the next few days and gave it to
them to ease our consciences. I didn’t quite succeed. I was convinced
that the only way to get rid of my guilt was to confess what I had done
and take the consequences. On New Year’s Day I drove back to Griffith
Park
and
walked into the Natural History Museum. A tall, middle-aged man in a
green uniform was sitting behind the desk. I gave him my name and then
started to tell him what had happened. Before I got very far he looked
up at me with surprise and some satisfaction in his eyes. “So you’re
the boy?” “You know?” He nodded his head. “The police officer
reported it the day after Christmas and the man from the fire department
told me about a fellow who was talking to himself.” He smiled. So they
knew all along, I thought to myself. “Why didn’t they say
anything?” I asked the ranger. “It was so close to Christmas,” he
said simply. “Thanks,” I said and turned to leave. When I reached
the door I looked back, “I promise you I shall never do anything like
this again.” “I know you won’t,” he said, then added, “have a
happy new year.” I choked hard as I got back into my car and drove
home. Although I did give some money to the Salvation Army, although I
had confessed my actions, I have lived with a feeling of guilt all this
time. I feel that in addition to telling you about it, I still have to
tell it to one more person – my stepson, Mark. I hope he will
understand, and forgive me.
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