The Lazy Way To Lose Weight!

Hello everyone. Ok, I know.. everything you see anywhere is bullsh**. This isn't, because I'm doing it too. That's why I am putting it on my web page...because I am so excited! Cookie company invents the lazy way to lose weight. How about chocolate chip? It's 100% natural, high in fiber, and has a money-back guarantee. All you have to do is eat one cookie a day... how hard is that? Send 1 measley dollar for more information, and an additional $3.00 if you want a sample cookie to see what they taste like (optional) to:
Cookie Diet Plan
Dept#: 14
221 Kies Ave. #3
Jackson, MO 63755

Belive me, IT really does work!