| Quotes From my European Shenanigans |
| "I'm an art major. I'm supposed to make pretty things and drink." --Whitney "I'm a writing major. I'm supposed to be in a psychiatric ward." --Keri "It's not scabies; it's only fleas." --Kim D. "I'm German. Be on time." --Peter "I'm only half of June's secret life." --Me "From now on, let's not deal with anyone else with an accent." --Jay, after a week in Italy "It's like a cultural gastronomical orgasm." --Marcello Kim: Where's Scotland? I can't find Scotland! Kim's friend: Maybe it's on vacation |