| Hunterite Quotes, Part 2 |
| "I'm the Evel Knievel of registration." --Lisa (Mona) "From the end of the driving test to the end of the weekend, I will eat, sleep, and breathe wiffle ball. And maybe a little porno somewhere in there to break up the monotony." (Pawson) "Apparently, there is something in math called a 'contravarian functor.' I don't know what it is, but sound it out, it sounds like something you don't want to get done to you in a hospital." (Dave Siegel) "Men are like a fine wine. They start off as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the daylights out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." --Coleman's friend (Pawson) "Lessons learned today: it IS possible to warn yourself." (Wei) "You think that because you understand 'one,' you must understand 'two,' because one and one make two. But you must also understand 'and.' "--Ancient Sufi saying (Mona) "SATURDAY IS RUGBY DAY! [grabbing crotch and sniffing butt. Or perhaps supporting a hooker.]" (Joanna) "The only way I could describe your GPA is as a decreasing monotonic sequence bounded by zero." --Ruben (Pawson) "I don't know about you, but I'd do a lot better if I spent less of my time worrying about you worrying and more of my time mentally undressing you." (Jonathan) "Ms. Aboody is like my mother, but crazy." --Matt LeMay (Mona) "Hard work never hurt anybody, but why take chances?" (Danny L.) "Okay, I know that I'm stressed when I'm not cheered up after seeing the penis." (Joanna) "If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience."--Robert Fulghum (Mona) "Faraaz has called me a sign of the apocalypse." --Danny L. (Faraaz) "Vacuuming is so much more fun when the hamsters are loose." (Pawson) "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." --Robert Orben (Mona) "If you wait until the last minute, it'll only take a minute..." (Siegel) "Once you accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." --Einstein (Mona) -Wow,this dessert is like heaven... -I don't know, my idea of heaven is more like a brothel than a restaurant. (Pawson) "I got your loving right here. You go spank that stat final. I see you have nothing planned for after that. When you're done, come over here and we can do some more spanking." --Jonathan (Mona) "Man, this weekend sucked more than a Vietnamese whore on Tet...am I allowed to say that?" --Pawson |