| "Let's continue with what we were doing. What were we doing?" --Prof Warnapala "When you don't have derivatives, life is far more tedious." --Prof. Warnapala "Death is an excellent tax planning tool. In fact, it's the best tax planning tool." --Prof Zagrodny "Morals and the law have nothing to do with each other." --Prof Spatt "I'm not giving you legal advice in this class. I'm just teaching you law." --Prof Spatt "Only at Hunter is Jenga considered a macho game. You pull out a piece, and you're like, 'Boo-yah!' "--Vincent "Are you one of the Ass-Swipers?" --Bill "He's usually always here. Occasionally. I mean, he's very present. When he's present." --Evan C. "Don't worry. The Pope is Catholic, and there is canned beer." --Dr. B, in class "Can the altos have their Jesus?" --Katie from Chorus "Table 9?...That's interesting. Wonder how you're supposed to use that?" --Prof. Burdick, after being asked what Table 9 in the textbook is for "Everyone tells me it's addictive, so I figured I'd try it." --Erika "I'll tell him my uncle died of Arabs" --Wilbo, plotting an excuse to get out of class "Hanging out with you guys is like watching a traffic accident."--Jay "RWU Crew. A drinking team with a rowing problem." --T-Shirt Slogan "Time flies when it's someone else's life." --Dr. Stein "You hang out with rugby players. You should be used to crotches." --Wilbo "I live in a 24-hour porn shop." --Pete "This comes out of some kind of black magic." --Dr. O'Connell, when asked where his solution came from "I just don't believe in base-10 logs." --Dr. O'Connell "Let's credit Supplies and debit Employee Theft." --Rebecca "I think I'm allergic to cash flow." --Kevin Dr. B: Stealing sodas? me: It's not stealing. I'm just re-appropriating my tuition. Dr. B: You don't pay tuition! "They speak Portugese, they speak Dominican..." --Candy "It's not cheating the community; it's just cheating the company." --Mike explaining why embezzlement is ok "Wax on, wax off DOES work! Look at that." --Mike A. "It's a big sentence, with big words, like 'gigantic' and 'larger-than-life.' " --Frank the tutor "It has great linear lines." --Prof. Ayton |
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