Now I lay me down to sleep,
Lord send a man who's not a creep.
Please send a man who's handsome and strong.
Who always admits he is ALWAYS wrong.
Send one who thinks before he speaks.
And calls me back within 6 weeks.
I ask for a man who is still employed
Who won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
He pulls out my chairs and opens my doors,
He massages my back and scrubs my floors
Oh, send me a man who loves my mind.
And is willing to lie about my BEHIND!"
Please send one whom friends will call "Bitchin"
Who is not too proud to clean the kitchen
I pray he'll love me till the end,
And not compare me with my friends.
Thank You Lord-- so now I will wait,
Please send him before it's too LATE!
Amen.
Author is unknown although I took poetic license.
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