| You Know You Use Your Computer Too Much When... |
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| 1)You wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning to use the bathroom and you stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed. 2)You turn off your computer and get and awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 3)You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access. 4)You laugh at anyone with 28.8 modems. 5)You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail. 6)You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com. 7)You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer. 8)When your e-mail box shows "no new messages" you feel really depressed. 9)You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen names and you never bothered to ask. 10)You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape. 11)Your family always knows where you are. 12)In real life conversations you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL." 13)U use txt abbreviations in creative writing class. |