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Shade Fell

Lawren

Day Job
Day Job
Realizing her dream of becoming the world's oldest prostitute, Shade Fell spreads her 87 year old twat nightly at "The Kitty Katt Klub" at Thirty-Eight bucks a show. When not dancing around a greasy pole, she sits in front of the computer lampooning other people out of an immense sense of shame and lack of self worth. Lawren moved from Michigan to Florida to Michigan to Florida in a cycle of wretchedness and misery. He has migrated back to America's Wang, or "The Sunshine State," and no longer has to dress up in a rabbit suit and eat small children for sustenance. He has realized a life long dream of his, but he won't say what it is.