LadyLove: Lost soul are you going to
Going to? Going to what? Jump off a bridge? Shoot yourself in the foot? Posess the body of a lemming? What?
LOSTSOUL: it's best but those who deserve it must give in
He's right. Give in. Give up. Go with the flow. It's easiest that way.
LOSTSOUL: yes i will
Obviously I missed an important part of this conversation..
Hon, I don't think it matters, really.
LadyLove: my sweet it is not funny those who crave blood have a very serious problem
yep. fruit punch mouth.
Serious fucking halitosis.
: *watches The Watcher from his lurking chair......*
Lurking chair? I want one of those...
: *evil grin* or.....you could do what I do.......eat sleeping children, they are most devine...
ug...
Kesthely: ((danny???))
Danny can you hear me? Can you feel me near you?
: 161...am I interesting when I feed...been up to it for two days now...and see no stop in sight.....
I have no idea what he's talking about..Is he interesting when he feeds? Will there be a stop in sight?
I dunno, but he's boring when he talks, and there's no stop in sight THERE...
: Oh Watcher,youre sooo devious...
And not at ALL cliched.
LadyLove: Do you need know where i live or do you already know my sweet lostsoul
I get it. He's going to make her a "real" vampire.
LOSTSOUL: yes but if they don't try it will drive them insane
If who don't try what now?
: *runs a hand across Kest face* do I smell like Danny?
Huh huh...huh..smell my finger.
He stink-palmed her. Yuck!
: No Kesthley,im not DANNY....
He doesn't smell like Danny either, evidently.
I don't think Danny's very well liked.
LOSTSOUL: in charrolet
Where the hell is that?
: why thank you ......161
: *snickers* Anytime Watcher....
: ah....thought 161 was Danny...now...would Danny be so .....ummmm......interesting..smooth...and all that great stuff...nope...Kest....161....would never be Danny
I think we've established that no one here is Danny.
Yea, but they're probably going to beat it into the ground a bit more. Just to be on the safe side.
Kesthely: 7 no i asked if 161 was danny...
NO! He's to smooth to be Danny! He just said so!
I think he IS Danny, and is trying to avoid her.
LadyLove: no my sweet i live in West Virginia
Suprised? I'm not.
I would've said Arkansas, myself.
Penellope: I don't think I've seen Ally yet
Ally McBeal? Don't bother. It's a crappy show.
Kesthely: well yeah... appeareantly she's been here for over an hour...
That bitch!
Penellope: then again Ally mihgt have been lurking in the shadows
Who would have thunk? Someone lurking in the shadows. Man. How low can you get?
Kesthely: *grins* then you haven't been around much penelope...
: Ah...thank you Kesthley...
LOSTSOUL: WEST VIRGINIA ,????
Uh oh...this may have killed the romance...
Thank God. Means they won't breed.
Penellope: I guess so Kesthley
: Yes...Ally was here a moment ago...where she went....*shrugs* I know not....
I know not what ye know not, anon...
Here one second, gone the next. Such a delicate thing, this mortal coil...
LadyLove: Xxxxxxxxxx
*deletes her town name* Sorry, all you budding stalkers out there.
Penellope: now if you are talking about Alasandra i have seen HER
Thanks for clearing that up.
Penellope: I'm not god with nick names (heh..)
LOSTSOUL: Xxxxxxxxxx got it
*deletes her hometown again*
Penellope: she came in and said something about being around for a while talked a bit about the newly weds and went back to her lurking mode
Glad I missed it. Sounds incredibly boring.
Kesthely: she went to some place were she would brb from...
She has gone to a far, far better place... the lavatory.
LadyLove: My Sweet Lost Soul are you really of my kind no offense or anything
You mean inbred and stone stupid? Most likely. You doubt it?
Kesthely: talked about me and zen you mean penelope we have names....
Penellope: I guess so Kesthley
Penellope: well I'll be seeing you beautiful people around
That's a powerful assumption to make. The "beautiful people" part, I mean.
LOSTSOUL: yes
And if you can't trust the word of a guy over the internet, who CAN you trust?
: good day.....Penellope.....
Penellope... is that pronounced like "cantelope"?
LadyLove: So tell me do you have a donor or are you just feeding from whatever you can
Fish, rats, young republicans...
Republicans? Ew! Don't be so gross!
Penellope: ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Penellope Anne Soeh is gone *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Thank goodnes. And don't come back, you hear?
LOSTSOUL: both lifeforce included
oh dear god..he's one of THOSE vampires
Wow. Think he's a "cyber vampire" too? I think he's feeding from me even as I type this. SPOOKY!
LadyLove: I have a beautiful donor his blood is so sweet...
Tastes like twinkies.
Sweet, eh? I always thought blood tasted kinda salty. Her donor must be diabetic or something.
LOSTSOUL: the very essense
Mmmm...essence..*drools*
LadyLove: So when will i expect to see you my sweet lost soul
Depends. How often do you watch "America's Most Wanted"?
LOSTSOUL: perhaps you will like to taste my as well
taste my..whoa!
Aww, yea. *puts on some Barry White*
: Im sorry Watcher,but i must depart.My stomach feels as if its digesting itself.....
ew...
Better get a donor--QUICK!
LOSTSOUL: when the moon has made 5complete cycles
He doesn't have a calender. Or a clock.
Or else he just wants to be vague, overly gothic/romantic, and confuse her.
LOSTSOUL: to prepare for the journey
He's going to Disneyland!
It takes five months to get to Virgina? What's he gonna do, walk the whole way?
LadyLove: ok my sweet lost soul i'll be waiting for your presents
Just like a woman...always wanting the goods.
What kind of presents? Nylons and chocolates?
: 161....go eat....or sleep...I am headed to work out...for this energy....shall eat you all.....*chuckles* I will keep the fires burning and you shall return safely....then.....
*runs from 216's all consuming fire burning energy*
Sweet angry Jesus. Would you shut the fuck up?
LadyLove: lost soul my sweet are you still here
Nope. He's already started "preparing for the journy". How? By wanking off.
LadyLove: bye bye my love
bye bye. Wave bye bye to lostsoul. That's it. Good girl! Bye bye... Bye bye!!
: *nods to Watcher* Yes,i must be doing that also.But i must wake myslef completely, before excerting myself.Im up several hours before my normal time....
Grab a cup of coffe and drop some ice down your pants. You'll be awake in no time.
LadyLove: on what my sweet
Huh?
: ~slinks back into the darkness of which he lurks*
: ~gone~
*waits for another 4 or 5 posts describing his departure*
LadyLove: i will see you whewn the moon cycles 5 times
Welcome to redundency theater, where everything is repeated at least twice.
LOSTSOUL: by foot it will be like a pilgrimage
He's even going to wear the hat.
Lord have mercy.
LOSTSOUL: i will travel by land
Two if by sea.
Well, yea, if you're travelling by foot.
Friedrich Nietzsche: *walks in the Tavern laughing and strools up to the bar*
Nietzshe?
Nietzshe? Laughing?
LadyLove: when
needy lil' minx, ain't she?
When the moon has cycled five times, you pathetic fuck! Jesus! Don't you pay attention?
LadyLove: ok please find me my sweet
O ho..he's pilgrimaging to her...
Yea. With nothing to go on but her online alias, and her hometown. No address, no phone number, no real name, nothing.
: *peeks in*
LOSTSOUL: i will my LOVE
You can tell he really loves her, cause he capitalized the word.
Yea. Or else his capslock key is... sticky.
LadyLove: why don't you e-mail me my love
Ah, how romantic...
Friedrich Nietzsche: *sits down at a bar stool*
Think he's ready to do some philosophizin'?
Kesthely: *pokes the peeker*
LOSTSOUL: ok
LadyLove: ****@hotmail.com here it is my long lost love
*address deleted* Moron.
: I take my leave....and with that...all of you....take as you please.....*soft laugh, and she is gone as she came....quickly*
*takes 20 bucks and runs* LadyLove: *My love where are you*
Er... emailing you, maybe?
LadyLove: ok
LOSTSOUL: here in your thought and onyour lips
ew...
Is he reading from a book of pick-up lines?
Kesthely: *still around but in another place... smiles to many chaperones for our pleasure...*
Say what?
LadyLove: i got it my dear sweet lost soul
LadyLove: always
: ow ok
LadyLove: talk to me in my dreams my sweet i'll be waiting for you
Kinda like Freddy Krueger.
Only creepier.
: *switches his button once again to lurking mode*
Hmm...lurking chairs, lurking buttons...
I know what I'm getting YOU for Christmas.
Kesthely: ((you want to talk to zen???))
I'd rather talk to Buddha. Can you arrange that?
LOSTSOUL: eternal love
Funny, you wouldn't think it, but most folks DO find eternal love in vampire chat rooms..statistical fact. *nods*
Yea, if you define "eternal" as "lasting less than a month" and "love" as "cyber sex".
LadyLove: I'll be waiting my sweet
...with a weed eater...and a live chicken...
Friedrich Nietzsche: *raises a brow @ the two lovers*
LadyLove: eternal is forever so don't forget that my sweet
*whip cracks* Damn.
*checks the dictionary* I'll be damned. That IS what "eternal" means! How astute of her to point it out!
LOSTSOUL: I won't for it come from your heart
It sho do.
Angina Pectoris ALSO comes from the heart, and you don't forget that either... but for rather different reasons.
Friedrich Nietzsche: *shakes his head and looks away* I hate it when this place turns into a make out room.
Huh..they haven't even touched each other...who woulda thought Nietzsche was a prude?
No shit. All they're doing is talking. They aren't even talking about making out! Bor-ring.
LadyLove: my heart has been waiting for this for along time my dear lostsoul
LOSTSOUL: as I Am
And basic grammar goes out the window.
LadyLove: My sweet Friedrich this is no make out session it is been along time to come my dear
everyone is her sweet something.
Do you think lostsoul there minds her using pet names for other guys?
LadyLove: *LostSoul* my sweet i'll be waiting for your apperance
Ok. You've said that about 20 times so far. We get it.
LOSTSOUL: Lost within your words i must
must...buy a map?
Nah. He's a guy. No maps for him.
LadyLove: For your and my time together eternal love my dear
Eh...ya lost me.
I think she lost herself.
Silver_Pheonix: merry meet people....
ooh, she must be wiccan....
Or a poser.
LOSTSOUL: when i read your word I just want to entangle myself within them to be with you
Say hey, big spender.
Cheap fucking bastard... cyber roses. *pfft*
LadyLove: You Will Be Soon Enough my dear so don't threat i will be waiting my dear *Lost Soul*
Interesting New Use of caps, I must say.
LOSTSOUL: Lost within your words i must
Must what?
Deameon_Nyx: *gets up and walks to the bar
LadyLove: Well My Sweet *LostSoul* I'll Be Waiting For You So Please Don't Let Me Down My Dear
once again...she really means this, cause the first letter of each word is capitalized...hmmmm...this sounds like a threat to me.
Yea, cos you know how serious those cyber threats are.
Deameon_Nyx: *grabs a bottle of black widow and opens it*
: *taking only one rose, leaving the other in his hand, gently pushing his hand to his body* thank you...I shall take one, for one looks good within your hand as well, yes..well-
Great. Now he's stuck holding a rose. People will think he's gay.
: hello
Deameon_Nyx: *drinks heavily from the bottle, the black liquid sliding down his throught*
I usually cough when I get black liquid in my throught.
What "black liquid" is he drinking? Tar?
LOSTSOUL: IN thoughts i will be there
Cop out.
LOSTSOUL: love
added that as an afterthought, I see.
: for my staying this way...I am like the moon....waning, full, and the waxing...never the same...moods like tides boil within me.....
Tides boil? *cancels beach trip* How vexing it must be to wax and wane..you'd have to own two sets of cloths...
Most people refer to it as "water retention".
: How is everyone?
LadyLove: You Have Got To Come Into My Dreams my dear I've Got to Touch You I've Got too feel like your here with me for me to go on
ew...dream cyber sex...
What the hell? Does she not have basic capitlization skills?
: *looks to sky wondering*
*watches the sky wonder, too* Neat.
Basically, they go on like this. Over and over and over... I gave up at this point, but clicked back in just to see what was goin on, and grabbed this little nugget...
LadyLove: LostSoul Please Help Me To Understand This Computer It is so complicated
*LMFAO* She then asks how to type in color.
Friedrich Nietzsche: Pain? pain isnt love last time I checked. Hold on. *looks in his dictionary*
Heehee. Bet you never knew Germans were this sarcastic.
: Mystic: *looks to the sky wondering again*
Damn that wondering sky!
: *chuckles* ah...I see...hummmm....well...*waves a hand* so much for love..now I see why it does not stay....no...I have not the need for stillness....let love , love it's own then.
LadyLove: Thank you michael
LOSTSOUL: in what way
LOSTSOUL: give it time thats all we have time and you'll get the hang of it
This IS true love!
Ok, I quit.
Me too.