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67.165.182.205: : my..my..what do we have here?
We've got one girl named Watcher who won't shut the hell up and one girl named ~.~ I think that means she's thinking of her period. Welcome.
What have we here? We have idiots. Morons. The barely sentient.
209.102.99.1: ~.~: *slips into the chair next to her..putting arm around the womans shoulders..chuckles*reet...that's a new one*sighs a bit*time...all we can do is wait..
Ok, this may be confusing, but they were sitting around for half an hour passing a cyber 'doobie' back and forth. So I came in and called them 'reets', which is short for retards. I had to do it. I'm sorry.
You should be sorry. You really should. All they can do in defence is wait.
67.165.182.205: : two ladies of the night
The night. Because it's dark and you can't see their faces. 67 is a real mack daddy, watch out.
Aren't "ladies of the night" whores?
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~thinks to self, needs to stop drinking ale and smoking pot, is hearing voices~
This is her clever way of responding to an ooc comment.
"Clever," eh?
209.102.99.1: ~.~: *laughs..and winks towards the shadows*
This is her not so clever way of responding to an ooc comment.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~gives a doe in headlight look to zen, then smiles~ Do you hear voices, or is it ghost from a time long gone by...coming to haunt this night?
You think you sound smart...but you don't. Really. I'm being honest here.
A "doe in headlight look"? That means she's about to be hit by a car?
209.102.99.1: ~.~: both..perhaps*chuckles*i am after all..a bit on the odd side these days..
When in doubt, pick both. And ~.~, you're so far from odd, it takes the light from odd a week to reach you.
67.165.182.205: : *chuckling sofly* haunt...now theres beter things to do with sheets than play ghost
Lamest. Innuendo. Ever.
Then again, it only goes downhill.
I don't know about you, but I like to use MY sheets to pretend I'm a retarded Klansman!
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~smiles scenting the air, turning head looking to the shadows~ Only if one can dance in said sheets, ~giving a soft laugh~
Lamest comeback to an innuendo. Ever.
How can smiles scent the air? Remember, this is the sniffing room...
209.102.99.1: ~.~: i'll return shortly*nods and rises..returning to the shadows for a bit*
67.165.182.205: : *winking from the shadows*..only until their thrown wet and crumpled to the floor
Is he talking about sex? Why are his sheets all wet. This is getting gross.
He's into pee sex.
67.165.182.205: : *pinching zen as she passes by the shadows*
This guy's like a retarded construction worker.
A goth retarded construction worker.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~thinks could feel about randy now, leans back resting head against wall, watching zen fade into the shadows, wondering if voices have names~
They do, but they're only one letter long.
67.165.182.205: : names...whats in a name *L*
Identity. Course, then she'd find out who you are and you wouldn't feel safe to ineptly hit on her anymore.
Retard.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~chuckles~ something you ask, if you liked the night and wish a rerun...~winking~
A rerun? Then what, syndication? *sigh* Idiot foreplay...
67.165.182.205: : *L*..reruns are always the same...much prefer to have a sequel
That's as clever as he gets. Enjoy the moment.
But the sequel is NEVER as good as the first movie!
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: hell-o!
This crazy bitch comes in and tells everyone she doesn't speak English very well... So, I hate her from the get go as this is just an excuse to mask her idiocy. People who speak English as a second language tend to have certain traits:
Struggle with verb conjugation or proper placement of adjectives.
Ignorance of current popular idioms.
Limited vocabulary and ignorance of highly specialized language.
Usually, a sense of intelligence behind their communication.

She shows none of this. You'll see. Anyway, I hate her. Nuff said.
I used to tutor ESL (English as a Second Language) students. She sounds nothing like them.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~taking a sip of ale, laying the doobie back in the ashtray~ Yep...is all about the four f's...isn't it...
*giggles* Doobie. That kills me. Think she's wearing bell bottoms and has an afro?
Doobie doobie doo.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: Good evening...Nosferyanna
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: It's the night commmon stand up now!
WTF?! Shut up!!
67.165.182.205: : mmmm.four...i always counted just three....what ever could be the fourth *smiles*
Don't ask. I have no idea what they're talking about. I think they're still flirting, but I can't tell.
It's a little painful, so I vote for flirting as well.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: Thank u I was think there are nobody in a chatroom this night...
She doesn't spell 'you' out. She comes from the country Moron, like the rest of these people. Maybe they will bond over their idiocy. Let's watch.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~laughing~ Is either don't feed them...or forget them...is a pick ~shaking head~ think I forgot right about the time, I stopped asking their name....
Well, when they're all in a line, waiting at the door, you can't be expected to remember their names.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: ...Sorry for my english,i'm not bilingual but I'm try very hard!
Shut up!! You're not cute and no one buys it!! Just SHUT UP!!
She's "bi" SOMETHING, HUR HUR HUR!
216.82.9.248: Watcher: Nosferyanna, there is someone here now, ~nodding~...Welcome to ben's...~fans hand out about the room~ make yourself comfortable...
So desperate, you'll even talk to the incoherent person.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: Cool, I come here in th past but that's doing a long time ago..
Where did that 'doing' show up from? She already had a contraction, so there's the verb 'to be', but the verb 'do' doesn't even make SENSE. She's faking it. I hate her.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: u are the WATCHER of this cold night ?Well!
I don't know what this means. I give up.
u are the GIVING up of this night ?Well!
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: I'm at Montreal and u!?
I'm in hell, and you?
Now, see, her fake accent "reads" more as a fake russian or slavic accent than french.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: I am Watcher of the tavern, and ~nods~ I have been known to watch a cold night or two as well...yes indeed...
Aww, they match. They're both trying to sound smart and won't admit they don't understand each other.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: Am from America, North.
As I said, I'm from Hell, South.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: mmmmmm....Me I search a true VAMPIRE in this damned world,but everybody's know it's just a ancient legend,,,
Or a damned lie. Like you not being able to speak English. I hate you.
Lawren, you hate EVERYONE.
Anyway, she seems a bit confused. Do Vampires exist, or are they "ancient legend?" She doesn't know herself.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~soft laughs~ Depends on which kind you seek, and what ancient legend you speak of.
WTF? She seeks the purple fluffy kind, and she's talking about the ancient legend of Bob, the Plumber.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: Yes,there are some people who live in illusions and drink blood or something like this just for the fantasms
She knows how to say 'phantasm' but not spell it correctly, and she knows how to say 'illusion'. But she still can't make her sentence coherent. I hate her.
209.102.99.1: : *returns..smiling*
*overjoyed*
The miracle of life is finally complete.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: If you seek the blood vampire of legend, then you come to a stange place, if you seek a different kind of vampire, could be sitting next to one as you speak...~soft smiles~
Oh, the BLOOD vampire. As opposed to the ketchup vampire or the blue Kool-Aid Vampire. And is she trying to say she's a vampire? I can't understand either one of these idiots. One doesn't 'speak English' and the other is too busy trying to sound smart to be understandable. My brain is bleeding.
There's different kinds of vampires... "psychic," "blood," "sexual," "psycho," "made up," etc.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: Welcome back, zen.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: The ancient legend I talk about Nosferatu or vlad Dracul...Anyway,or just people who like to play at Vampire's game...
Everyone knows the vampires that have movies made about them... Sheesh, mention Vlad the Impaler and you think you're a scholar or something. And is she talking about roleplaying games?
SEX GAMES! Like Pee Sex! Only with blood.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: All my people come from the land of Vlad, some strange folk, this I will say about the lot. Now a game, this is interesting, as some games can kill.
They come from Romania? Riiiight. And how do you get killed playing Vampire: the Masquerade? Dice bounce down your throat? Paper cuts?
Well, some of the books are a little heavy, and there's a lot of them. Maybe if they fall on you? 65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: Okay,it's the life,so u,What kind of music interest u?
I have no idea why she switched topics. Maybe she got in over her head. Or maybe she's an idiot. Either way, I hate her.
209.102.99.1: : dammit*kicks her computer and growls*
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: Why u kicks you're computer and 'growls'???
Why is 'growls' in quotation mar.... Ok, so mine is too, the irony is not lost on me. Shut up. I still hate her.
209.102.99.1: ..: *sits herself next to w..looking a little tired..but no worse for the wear*
What did SHE just do? *nudge nudge* Notice 67 disappeared too... *wink wink*
I have to go vomit now.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: Music, ~ponders~ I listen to many types, am not locked in on just one kind, I like vast things...So is hard to say.
Bohemian monkey chimes. Say it, you like bohemian monkey chimes. No one will laugh.
209.102.99.1: ..: eh..ware..i believe i meant..*nods to nos*because it's being a bad machine
She changed her spelling from correct to incorrect. Idiot.
At least she tried. Or something. HUR HUR HUR.
216.24.67.252: : *looks @ everyone nad smiles* hello.......
He's looking at everyone's nads. Heh heh.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: ~nods~ good music...yep that's the ticket...good music...
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: I understand u,cause me too,Hard to say cause there are too much music I can listen
I don't understand u, however. I hate u though.
Nosferyanna: Do u know Dimmu Borgir,or something like black,death,metal...???Hell-o 216!
Who'd have guessed she's into black death metal? And looking for a real vampire? And doesn't speak English? She's every losers online dream. Except me. She's my nightmare.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: O.K!Cradle of Filth,no?
She.listens.to.Cradle.of.Filth... What more proof do you need she speaks ENGLISH!?! I hate her.
I play cradle of filth when I want to anger my neighbors or make people leave.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: How old are u Fire and Watcher?
And the slut moves in for the kill.
Are u like 18? I am 15 an 18 y er old boys r so sexxay! Bite me?
216.82.9.248: Watcher: Fire, I hope this as well, am going to try to stop by some more then I have as of late. Maybe the place will pick up. Is a hard call, so many have gone to different rooms.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: Nosferyanna, I am older then snow, ~chuckles~...
Snow can melt in a day. The longest it lasts is six months. Idiot.
There's an ad company in Indiana whose motto is something like "as trustworthy as footprints in the sand." Hope the tide doesn't come in!
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: Thank u!(Return of smile)...
24.67.252: ~Fire~: yeah watcher same here.... i geuss everytime i come in everyone has already gone....
It's an advanced surgical strike.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: mmm,and what do u mean by that watcher?1 century???
Snow.cannot.last.a.century.
I.hate.you.Idiot.
216.24.67.252: ~Fire~: older then dirt here.....*laffs*
That's not funny. But it's good to know you both are really OLD losers... It makes MY joy increase tenfold. Now the slut has no one she can flirt with. Notice she doesn't post much anymore.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: Fire to be honest with you, I haven't watched the room very much lately, and when I have looked it, was either ran, or no one was in here save a few scant post.
I'll agree with that.
216.82.9.248: Watcher: 1/2 Century actually Nosferyanna, ~grins~ come May that is.
She's FIFTY? *shakes head* You'd think by that time you'd have some semblence of wisdom and not be sitting around talking to idiots in a vampire chat room. You'd at least be making FUN of the idiots, like me and Shadey.
65.94.149.225: Nosferyanna: :) (smile!!!)
That was the breaking point. She used an emoticon... I entered the room and told her I could tell her ip # was from the US *a lie, but accurate guess*, and I knew she could speak English *the truth*. I'd of copy and pasted it, but she only posted once more. Truth hurts. I hate her. My DAD is half a century old. NOT SEXY!