Kaosika: *sighs and drops her gaze down towards the counter-top* why is it everything goes straight to hell the minute i leave.....
When you're not watching, we all run off there.
Hey, it's better than your company.
That's a pretty self-centered statement, isn't it? I mean, she's assuming that she's the only thing keeping the world together and out of hell. What's up with that?
: : *Lurks contentedly for a moment or two before slinking away*
Hey, that's my job. Back of the line, buddy.
Kaosika: *glances up for a moment* now what's wrong.....
*unfurls a long, long list* Alphabetical or order of importance?
What's wrong is that everything has "gone to hell" in her absence. Either she should stop absenting herself, or she should stop coming back.
: : *~*~GonE~*~*
*can't tell if that post is in 'mindspeak' so can't figure out whether or not he can read it*
Kaosika: ((aww....now y ya slinkin'?))
Almost in time to have him care. Good job, Kaosika. Go back to talking to yourself now.
"y r u slinkin'?"
"Because you're not speaking English."
Darkwolf: *stands with his back against the wall... sliding down to a sitting position his eyes completely black*
What drugs do you think he just took?
Sounds like he has a concussion. Enormous pupils... can't stand up... somebody call a medic!
Kaosika: well......*giving him a slightly worried look*
Thanks for contributing, Kao. And you wonder why no one wants to talk to you.
Darkwolf: don't worry about it kao... I'll just go... I see that my actions have caused so much damage... you won't see me again *sighs and stands up slowly*
*cheers* But who here REALLY believes that?
Maybe he's going to kill himself?
Kaosika: no....*hops down from the counter* you're not going anywhere....
Not until you have freaky cybersex that is.
And leave her with 3 or 4 vampiric children.
Darkwolf: and just why not?
Because she's got eleven finely trained ninjas, and they're pointed at your head.
Tune in for the next chapter, entitled "night of a million zillion ninjas."
Kaosika: because i'm not going to let you.....not until you explian what the hell's been going on with you lately....
The drugs. I told you that. He's on something to make his pupils dilate that far.
It's just pot.
Pot laced with rat poison.
Darkwolf: *throws himself onto the couch* you don't want to know
Duh. But you're gonna tell us anyway.
Kaosika: *gives him an odd look and plunks down next to him* and why not?
Fascinating stuff so far. Thanks for torturing me, Shade. I owe you one.
Wait. They haven't mentioned the "government testing" and the "trip to hell" yet!
Darkwolf: it's an oh so fun story of government testing... and a quick nice visit to hell
Oh no, he's got himself confused with Wolverine again.
THERE it is. He's a super secret government spy alien vampire demon who's been to hell and back again. Next week, he's going to be on "Angel"!
: Kaosika: and now do you understand why i flipped out before....
No, actually, I don't, since you've said nothing about it so far. Moron.
The government testing. It's enough to make anyone flip out.
Darkwolf: yeah
Boy, this rapid fire drama has me on the edge of my seat.
yeah
Kaosika: and as for hell....been there.....*shakes her head* definetally don't wanna go back any time soon....
'When Morons Discuss Theology'...news at eleven.
I've never been there, folks tell me it's nice.
Darkwolf: why? I thought it was a delightful place *gives a sadistic smile*
Parody of dialogue:
Cowsicle: I don't like hell.
Dorkwolf: Me either. It's bad.
Cowsicle: Yeah, hell is bad.
Dorkwolf: I've been there.
Cowsicle: Err, uh, me too. It was bad.
Dorkwolf: Definately, definately bad. I buy my underpants at K-mart. Definately K-Mart.
MORONS!!!
Kaosika: *sighs and stands up* but that little story'll have to wait until later.....cuz right now, gotta hunt.....
Boy, I'll be waiting around for that. Sheesh, Darkwolf bored Kaosika out of here, and she was even talking to herself. That's funny.
No, wait. I want to hear the "little story."
No I don't, what am I saying?
Darkwolf: ditto *disappears in a flash of light as a wolf howls in the distance*
Oh! But not before he can run off first! Ha! That'll show her.
I like the random wolves that roam New Orleans (where Solace is set), howling every so often for mood music.
He should just carry around a small tape player with a recording of wolf howls on it. It'll save some time.
Kaosika: *shakes her head* yeah, so much fun.....*head for the door*
Definately, definately fun. Oh no, I've been struck autistic. THANKS SHADE!!
Well, you've had a lot of practice.
Darkwolf: ~{[(GONE)]}~
That's definately in mindspeak, and out of character, and some other format I am totally not aware of. Must be Darkwolfspeak, only understood by the truly idiotic.
At least it's not your dread foe, EmoticonMan! :P
Kaosika: night...*slips out to reek havoc on the mortal population once again*
You're gonna talk to them, aren't you? You sick, sick beast.
"Reek" means "stink." She's going to spray the mortal population with skunks?
Kaosika: *gone*
Well, I lost some braincells reading that. If anyone finds them, mail them to me. Send them to hell, because that's where I'll be now that Kaosika is gone.
I'm sorry. You really can't afford to lose many braincells.