Submitted by our newest recruit, Believer.
I stopped through Solace on my way to logging off the Net, around 3 am, just to see if anyone was around. And stumbled on this, the leftover part of a session. Kinda wish I had gotten here sooner to see what led up to this. On the other hand, my brain probably would have exploded sooner, and I wouldn't have gotten to see the oh-so-meaningful ending.
Kaingley: *his eye tics in time with her tapping.....sitting rigidly upon the stool...words muttering coldly* You tease me... *smirks* I like....and I am yours to create. The decision is
*waits suspensefully* Yours? His? That guy over there's?
Kaingley: yours.
Damnit. And you were sitting there so rigidly too.
Rhiannon: mmm...*nods*indeed....come come...I have twin redheaded girls held at my abode....*hops off the bartop and yanks him viciously up and off*Get the lead out Sunshine!
!?! What do I have to do to get twin redheads waiting for me? What, Rhiannon's a woman.... and at her abode, no less. I don't have an abode. Must be a place just for keeping twin redheads.
Yea, right. Like some guy named "believer" can attract twin red heads! Change your name to something cool, hook some guy up to reins, and THEN you can get all the red-headed twins you WANT.
Kaingley: *stretches his arms, working the new, faint pains out before following her with a tasteless smirk upon his lips* Lead on...and I shall follow thee.
How romantic! A tastes smirk! ''Mine loveth, I shalt follow thee even unto the endst of this earth." Or maybe "I shalt follow thee unto the twin readheads."
I think he's just in it for the red-heads, myself.
Rhiannon: duh!*yells**grinning like a 5 year old on a christmas**pulls his reigns hard again**walking swiftly to her car**opens the trunk and kicks him savagely in*
His REIGNS??? Uh..... Sounds like the fun couldn't wait until they got to the "abode". Mmm, savage kicking, more romance.
Nothing says "I want you" like a sharp kick to the groin.
Kaingley: *lands heavily in the trunk, kicking up to keep her from closing the lid....grinning brutally at her*
"I'm lying on my back in a car trunk about to be shut in my face, but I shall look brutal, nonetheless." Huh? More foreplay, I guess. Rhiannon: *reches over him and kisses the young boy gagged and bound beside Kaingley**the scared look in his eyes thrilling her to no end*Now you two place nice.*wags her finger in Kaingley
Reches? Did you mean retches? She puked on him, then kissed the kid? Looks like Kaingley isn't going to have to wait for the "abode". "Wags her finger IN Kaingley". Eww..... Now THAT's a visual.
Yow. Plumbing every oriface.
Rhiannon: Kaingley's face*
Oh. That's not so bad then.
Rhiannon: ((reaches no reches.))
Ah. So all she did was toss his horny ass in the trunk with a tied up boy. Oh. That's not so bad.
That's not so bad. Just a little pedophilia. That's not so bad.
Kaingley: *nips at her finger, grinning maliciously as he turns to the boy and bares his fangs...a wild, uncontrolled look in his eyes*
Never mind.
Rhiannon: *smiles*Naughty sunshine...*smears blood on his face and winks at the boy*Sunshine...this is peter cotton tail..make freinds.*nods**slams the trunk down and smacks it twice*
Are you saying they're gonna do it like bunnies? Ew.... My eyeballs are starting to bleed.
That's my line, Believer.
Rhiannon: *walks around the side of her huge car and hops in**sliding sunglasses over the bridge of her pointy nose*
Mind you, that nose is a pointy one. 'Cause otherwise, she couldn't slide those sunglasses over it. And that pic over there on the left, that shows Rhiannon, and her nose? Well, ignore that, that nose just isn't POINTY enough.
Kaingley: *thumps and car-jarring wrestling come from the trunk...with the occasional piercing scream or delighted laugh*
Ew.... I can't decide who's screaming. Kaingley might have gotten something caught in one of the trunk's panels. Oww..... Now my ears are starting to bleed.
Rhiannon: *shakes her head*oh Sunshine....*kicks it into reverse and then back into drive**screaming outta the parkinglot**a blissed out grin on her lips and Acid Bath blaring on the radio*
Sunshine. That's a great name for him. "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make kids scream and cry, when you wear your reins..."
*laughs*
Rhiannon: ************************ADIOS*********************
There wasn't anybody else in the room, but OK.
Kaingley: *thump*thump*thump*gonna get him some...getting some now* *GONE2EXTREMES*
Now THAT's high quality roleplaying! You should all take a lesson from it! The kinkier and wierder it is, the..... um, the kinkier and wierder, I guess. Mercifully, I think my brain just exploded.
For those of you not in the know, Rhiannon is a Toreador Antitribu... She's just acting according to her nature. Kinky and weird.