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This one comes to us coutesy of Remia


I'm in grey

Remia: *gets jabbed with a knife, ignores it completely....slashes the knife in half with her claws*
masochist! god character! oh wait, that's me again, opps!
Those are some pretty sharp claws, to be able to just slice through a knife. I mean, metal's pretty dag strong, you know? Sharp claws. Wow.

KateRiley: *HAS SHOT DK*
speaking of god characters, before I started to cut and paste this dk (DARK NIGHT) guy had his shoulder chrushed with potence and claws dug into the shoulder as well, along with being shot 3 times. guess I should berate myself for basically ignoring the pain from that knife wound he gave me huh?
bitch, bitch, bitch.

darknight: wrong move bitch bitch?
OH! he hurt me! *falls over dead from the emotional scaring*
What, was he ASKING you if this was the wrong move? I'm puzzled by his choice of a question mark as punctuation.

Remia: Opps! I seem to have hurt your little phallic symbol there!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! she said "phallic"
darknight: *turns into puma form*
oh dearie me! a were kitty! whatever shall we do!?
Is he playing Bastet? I mean, what's going on here? Is he just pulling this all entirely out of his ass? OH! I get it! He has "power," that vague, undefined term that basicly means "I can do whatever I want, no matter how ludicrous." It's powered by stupidity!

Sable Kelly: *uncoils the whip flicking it lightly then takes aim cracking it with deadly accuracy at darknight's hand, a harsh growl erupting from her as the star slashes into her arm*
yes, a were using ninja stars. WHOEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING! they normally just go chrinos and start tearing things apart, but noooo! he has to throw ninja stars!
This is just getting too too bizarre. You know what I want? I want someone to bring Hunter S. Thompson in as a character. That would be hilarious. Then, insted of people turning into cougers and pumas and vampire snails and crap, we could have bats exploding out of their heads. That would just be cool.
Oh, and by the way, I used to work with horses. Whips are very hard to aim without hitting yourself in the face. Takes a lot of practice. Guess we all know what Sable does in her free time, eh? You know you like it...

KateRiley: ((ummmm...darknight? are you planning on taking damage? do you know how to play, hon?))
of course he knows how to play...a god character.
ARGH! Kate has tried to REASON with him! hahahahahahah... foolish girl. She does not know that he is IMMUNE to her weak powers of 'reason'. The powers of "pull it out my ass" are SOOO much mightier than the powers of "reason."

Remia: You're right, I should have done this. *grabs him by the throat, digs her claws in and yanks*
For a malk, she's pretty hands-on.
:*thinks darknight doesn't play fairly*
WHOA! state the obvious much?
Alas, even "the obvious" has little, if any, effect on one who has "power."

Sable Kelly: (*rolling* Ok......*shakes her head* )
Remia: You're right, I should have done this. *grabs him by the throat, digs her claws in and yanks*
If she were paying attention instead of LURKING, this would never have happened.
darknight: *blood rage takes over*
blood rage takes over? ummm...isn't that a vampire thing?
Uhm... actually... I think that's another "pull it out my ass thing." Vampires frenzy. I could be wrong, though.

Nina: I don't...NEED this right now!!!....holyshit!*stumbles backwards at the puma form*((*supposes he's a werecat*))
Sable Kelly: *snickers at Remia* Good move......
Nina: ((*can't believe she wants to rp this bad**rolls her eyes*))
and amazingly enough neither can I. why did I get dragged into this???
Because you are role play whores, addicted to the mighty drug, willing to do ANYTHING to get it.

Remia: (opps, double posted...hehe...he can't be doing too well, rem already crushed his shoulder....))
darknight: *limps to bar*
limps to bar? how??? he has no throat! he would be on the ground convulsing for gods sake!
This is just like in the movies... where no matter how badly a hero is hurt, or, for that matter, WHERE he is hurt... he is always fine except for a limp. A limp lets you know that DAMAGE has been done!!

Sable Kelly: *recoils the whips snapping it back to the holster at her hip*
OH MY GOD! She is channeling the spirit of Indiana Jones!!
Remia: ((*decides to add to lurkpages with this *snickers* HELLO DK! YOU HAVE NO THROAT YOU HAVE BEEN SHOT, YOU HAVE A CRUSHED SHOULDER!))
and here is the evidence. I do like to follow through with my threats
Soooo... she was copy/pasting this even BEFORE she was going to do a lurk page? Does she keep, like, archives of her role play sessions? I'm kind of creeped out by this. REMIA! YOU SCARE ME!

KateRiley: ((is he even playing in this room? *L* it's like he's playing in a completely different room but his post are showing up here.))
and it's about this time he vanishes completely
Remia: *yawns idly and drops protean, focusing to heal her gut wound*
yes, it's all in a days work for this malk, honestly, stuff like this happens every day....*sacasim dripping off her voice*
Actually, that's not too far fetched. Nef used to use Shade as a bullet proof vest.

Sable Kelly: *sighs taking out the star embedded in her arm, blood dripping down from the wound* (Does take damage....*snickers*)
yea for non god characters!
Actually, she didn't really take damage untill AFTER she was done fighting. Have you ever had a sharp object imbedded in your flesh? It hurts. It would DEFINATLY affect your whip-aim.

KateRiley: ((hey sissy, you weren't peeking last night were you? *G*))
This is to Remia
Remia: ((ummm.....yes I was.....*blinks innocently*))
PEEPING TOM!!
Actually, Kate (as Sophie) and I (as Evzen) played for about 2 or more hours... and Remia apparently lurked the whole time. This is turning into an obsession with her. Wonder if she copy/pasted it...?

KateRiley: ((*eyebrow* you saw sofie and evzen?))
The plot thickens.
Remia: ((yup.))
Sable Kelly: *mutters under her breath about fricking nuts letting the wound heal on its own* Another idiot joing us? *her tone sarcastic answering Remia*
no he was the smartest man on earth! oh wait, he wasn't a man now was he?
That wasn't very funny.

KateRiley: ((*hides face* shadey made me do it!))
blame shade for all your problems! if shade made you jump off a bridge would you do it?
YaY! It is all my fault! I have so much influence! *goes around telling people to jump off of bridges* Huzzah! I am mighty! I am god-like! Only, not Canadian!!

Nina: *tries to pulls herself together**shakes her head and sits back against the wall in the booth*
Try using duct tape. That'll hold ANYTHING together!
Remia: *glances at the dead form that was dk* You mean another dead idiot?
Sable Kelly: (ooooooo.....*wiggles her brows* Did Ev ever make it home???)
Ok. You know things are lagging a bit when the main topic of conversatin is role play that happened the day before.
STELLALUNA: *bounds in* I'm heeeeeerrrrreeeee!!! *pounces Rem*
does adding extra letters make you more noticable?
Apparently so.

Sable Kelly: *relaxs back against the wall eyeing the deceased* What was his problem anyway?
You want the litany, or the condensed version? Either way, you're gonna be sitting here for awhile, listening.
Remia: *tilts her head slightly to the side at stella* *then shrugs to sable* Don't know, I came in and found him poiting a gun at the catiff girl there *gestures to nina*
now my only question is how did Rem know Nina was a catiff?? must be some sort of weird malk thing....or not....
My money would be on the "not." Remia tends to fall back into the "pulling things out of my ass" routine from time to time.
Sable Kelly: *eyes Nina now sulking* Ah....this place really should hire bouncers...*chuckles*
That's part of why we had Cam... he would cough all over "undesireables", and then they would leave!!
Remia: *licks the wereblood of her fingers.....enjoying the rush* ooohhh...but boy is he tasty!
WEREBLOOD JUNKY!!
Sable Kelly: *archs her brow* Do be careful, Remia....you never know where its been.
That is some of the best, most funny advice I've heard in a long time.
Nina: my name...is NINA!*snaps at Rems**shakes her head**seems to be dealing with lots of things in her head*
such as what?
Having a mentally challanged malk call her Caitiff, for one.

Nina: *lights another cigarette and smokes quickly*
Do vampires still get a nicotine rush? Or is it just a placebo?
Remia: *scoops up some kids abandoned windbreaker on her way out*
LOOK!!! A WINDBREAKER!!!! next time you see her, she wil be wearing it!
Mmmmm... patronizing...

Sable Kelly: *glances thoughtfully at Nina but remains silent not planning on intruding into that territory*
Territory? HEAD WEST, YOUNG MAN! *proclaims Nina part of "manifest destiny."
Nina: *loox very depressed* yes, you always get depressed after having a gun pointed in your face for no reason.
Actually, some people get incredibly turned on.