206: any way...what do you...where are you from and how much money do you have ?
hello, i am a stalker. answer my questions and nobody will get hurt! except you.
sio: that''s ok... i''m used to it in here
well... as long as you are used to it...
206: ...do you make loans by net?
yes! cyber loans! good for cyber sex and virtual puppies and so forth! and i'm selling a REALLY nice bridge, too!
206: ...I SWEAR I''M GOOD FOR IT!
you lie.
sio: i do homework i''m from the land of FRICKING COLD WINTER, i have no money and i don't loan anything to anyone... i am greedy!
here we get into the head of a damned canadian. she is from canadia, eh?
206: ...just enough to buy a sense of humor...please?
206: greed will be the death of you...or the FREAKIN'' COLD WEATHER
sio: umm... can i give you cyber-cash? or better yet get you a used sense of humour for free... well broken in?
only thirty thousand miles on it! new tires! the upholstery isn't TOO stained!
sio: yes, it probably will but i think i have enough love in my life to calm the greed a bit... and i have a parka, that''s right a fucking PARKA!
ah, parkas. unsung saviour of the world!
206: I don''t know...a used sense of humor is like somebody else''s underwear...
206: lord knows where it''s been
that's rot. you know EXACTLY where it's been: between some strangers thighs, soaking up their crotch grease.
sio: hey if it''s good enough for e-bay! *lol*
apparently, she sells her dirty underpants over e-bay. scary.
sio: lick it to find out *G*
if you like it, lick it.
206: a parka...you poor soul...
shut your pie hole, blasphemer!
sio: i like it it''s red... warm and red!
warm and red, eh?
206: lick the humor or...THE UNDERWEAR? away foul creature!
sio: the humour the humour! *lol*
206: a red parka...even more poor you are...that you like it says SO much about you...
that you're sitting in a chat room talking about it says even more.
206 : i should hope it would be lickin the humor...already tried the other...didn''t like it
this falls under the "more information that i needed to know" category.
sio: eww NASTY! well at least i know where my parka has been!
you poor deluded fool... you only THINK you know.
206: aw, but do you really...overcoats and such have a secret life, you know
that's what i'm saying.
206: depraved and perverse
206: sick twisted overcoat behaviour
sio: but see, i live in an igloo and all so i never take it off cause it''s just so DAMN cold here in southern canada *g*
canadia is funny. all canadians live in igloos and keep herds of penguins that they domesticate. they use them for their yummy penguin milk.
206: you poor, poor thing...
he's heard of the penguin milk. it's sold in bags.
206: that''s even worse ...those canadian overcoats are the sickest of the bunch
LARG
206: the most sneaky..they do things...twisted things, even as you wear them
sometimes the parkas get confused, and instead of milking penguins, they try to "milk" the person wearing them.
sio: but, we join in!!! *lol*
canadians get off on that, though, so it's ok.
206: you have probably been violated more times...ooooh...YOU join in...well, you are from canada
it's canadia, not canada, you fool!
206: ''splains a lot...
sio: hey, where do you think those yankee bastards learnt all that kinky shit from? jesus and a ducks cousin!
hey, where do you think sio learned her incoherency from? black jesus and a tentacle penis!
206: poor, poor canada girl...or boy...shit I don''t know
he's confused. he can't tell the difference between girls and boys.
sio: girl... the little irish girl is deffinately a GIRL
are you sure? better check again.
206: actually, I''m french...heh
DAMN YOU
206: ...in the blood anyway
his blood is french. the rest of him is welsh, though. he was a do-it-yourself kit, and they were out of welsh blood, so his makers opted for the french blood. it was on sale.
206: gurls, gurls, gurls...just love ''em
as opposed to girls, girls, girls. he's not too sure how he feels about THEM.
sio: i''m french canadian/celtic mutt... yay!
that's not really something to cheer about.
206: an irish to boot...
206: yer a mongrel...so am i...
they've bonded!
sio: anywho, i have to get off to sleep land
"sleep land" is right next to "potty park".
206: yes..but for me it is first beer land...hope to talk again, sio...take care
beer makes you smart. this little exchange is living proof.