209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: well there is that*laughs*
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: wow, what happened that you are so happy? think about it.
it wasn't sex, cos she's online constantly. sooo... what could it be?
152.163.213.177: : roses are red, my penis is to, thanks to the disease, I caught from you i actually
like this.
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *smiles and pats her belly* quick... what do you think..
a good meal, or did she get knocked up? bear in mind that this is
v-chat.
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *grabs a bottle of bloodwyne and pours* y lyke
my wyne wythe extrae lyttyrs thyt donyt bylong thyre. yt maketh
me more GOTH
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: I got married yesterday...*smiles* yehp.
shot gun wedding. YaY v-chat! the sluts wing again!
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: oh, congratulations
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: i missed it, son of a bitch
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: kaos is a lucky man *S* he WAS a
lucky man. he got him some poon. now he got him a wife and a kid.
damn. poor guy.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: i bet the ceremony was beautiful
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: brb
152.163.213.177: : bbl
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: It was...
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *walks over to the piano and plays some celabration music*
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: Thank you ever so much
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: back
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *sways to the gentle flow of notes* this is
a very goth thing to do. also, she is pregnant, so she can't move
too good.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: that is very pretty vor cyber concerts...?
oookay.
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *smiles and removes her cape* wtf
is it with capes? hm? i swear to god... i wanna see a vampire walk
around in a wind breaker...
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: where's your pic today hem
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: *hops up on the bar in her usual spot and sits with her legs crossed* when you
are raised in a barn, it is normal to seat yourself on places
where ordinary people eat and drink.
209.244.116.160: Strider: *Walks in and sits at the bar*
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: Ohh, didn't feel like typing out the whole addy for it
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: hello strider
209.244.116.160: Strider: *Nods to Ariaunna* Hi.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: that is a very good reason
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *smiles to herself and plays with a strand of her hair* note the
lack of interaction! dag, this is some intense role play! she's fiddling with her hair!
are you taking notes?
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *lets the music enrich the hole rooms with visions of a forever happiness in the melody* a winner
is you! sorry... that just sounds like a really bad japanese-english translation.
Enter... SHADOW about 5 minutes later. He's always good for a
laugh. Sorry I missed his entrance.
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: Ohh, the mommy really, really wants a drink *drags her nails down the wall* nothing
worse than a pregnant lush
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: you seem kinda upset with her shadow, what happened
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: well you can't have any hem, bad for the baby health advice.
152.163.213.48: Shadow: I see Hem lol
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *holds out his hands revealing a scratch* okay ari if u really cant control yourself *laughs*
152.13.163.23: : Kinda upset? A link reading 'Fuck you Lynn' denotes a bit more than kinda, don't it?
152.163.213.48: Shadow: Ari the one I mentioned earlier
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: Babys *smiles and looks around* she's gonna be a good mother...
won't be able to teach the kids the rudiments of spelling, but a
good mother none the less. and why in the hell is it always
fucking twins? god damn vampire litters.... jesus!
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: oh, i see, why doesn't anyone tell me these things they do,
ya bimbo! you just never remember 'em! either that, or else
it's a vast conspiracy to keep you stupid.
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: hey shadow
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: *kisses vor's hand better* you silly
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: congrats on twins hem
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: Thank you, I'm happy about, I always wanted a large family guess
she's getting a jumpstart on it, huh?
152.163.213.48: Shadow: grrrrrrr some coward keeps booting me he always blames
other people. always. couldn't possibly be the connection, could it?
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: is kaos happy about the babies yes. he loves
to eat babies. they have the most tender flesh.
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *smiles* thanx *leaps back over bar carrying a bottle*
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: Yeah, he already has names picked out! sue and alberta.
they're boys... he wants them to know the wonders of having a bizarre name
like 'kaos'. it makes 'em grow up tough!
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: are they boys or girls what else
would they be?
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *looks at hem* so if your a princess, whats chos now your married? what the
hell did he just ask?
152.163.213.48: Shadow: Sup Vorodor?
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *pours some strange looking substance into a glass* paint thinner.
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: I'm a princess of a forgotten land...ohio
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: *lays down on the bar, stretching like a cat*
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: what are you drinking vor?a strange looking
substance. DUH!
207.235.7.232: : Shadow
207.235.7.232: : Shadow!if you say it multiple times, people
are more likely to respond. and if you ask ''any hot looking females
out there,'' you will find one.
207.235.7.232: : oops...so good I had to say it twice..*snicker**
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA.... oh, this is so funny! i have to go change
my pants now.
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: damn cut off*clenches fist* damn cut off?
is he wearing jean shorts? what?
207.235.7.232: Blazen: **enters the room nonchanlantly...kicking the door closed behind her with a heel**
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: hey blazen
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: okay hem *salutes* forgotten..eh i don't think he belives her.
207.235.7.232: Blazen: Heya Ari.....**quirks a brow**...have we met?
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: easy tiger
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: it's me, lady alucard DUH! how could you
not know that? geeze. some people are DENSE!
152.13.163.23: : BLAZEN? HOly shit! *flying tackle*
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: sorry ari, im drinking....im not sure, smells good*drinks*
lighter fluid. he's drinking lighter fluid. why? cos he's a lush.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: did hem get booted
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: Yeah, no one gives a hoot about Avalon anymore what?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: damn boot again
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: why in the world would you drink something if you didn't know what it was
when lady alucard has to scold you... you KNOW you've done something stupid.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Hiya Blaze *s*
207.235.7.232: Blazen: **then flys off her feet out of nowhere and lands in a heap on the floor**L* oookay.
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *grabs his katana* whats going on? that's right, butch!
grasp your phallic extension and protect the wimmenfolk!
207.235.7.232: Blazen: Shadow...who's accosting me now?? **grins and dusts herself off*
how the hell would he know?
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: nothing vor, they're friends silly
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *lets go and relaxes* why not *laughs* this is
what happens when you mix up IC actions and OOC actions... confusion.
wait.. what am i saying... it's always like this! YaY!
152.13.163.23: : *is Wratha, believe it or not...is slumming...snicker* slumming,
eh? nothing like coming to a place just to insult it. at least i'm witty
about it, dammit. sorta. maybe.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Why is Vor drinking Ben's urine sample? *lol*
why does ben keep a urine sample behind the bar? is it for his 'special'
costumers?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Why i think it's Wratha Blaze lol god, i wish
i were as smart as him! no... wait... hold on... never mind.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: ewwww,shadow
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *drinks* want some ari?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: (just kidding Vor lol)
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: i miss ben
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *laughs and sits near the fireplace*
207.235.7.232: Blazen: hehehe..Yah...I'm sluming it too...come on in doll..*L* god... brain... HURTS!
they don't like it here... and come... only to say how they don't like
it? GARRRGH!
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Why's that Ari? watch him fish for
compliments. dag, he is smooth!
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: i don't drink vor, bad things happen when i drink
i wind up naked in vegas chained to an elvis impersonator.
207.235.7.232: Blazen: I don't...Shadow is much more....uhmm..**searches for the words**...uhmm...more!! i
think she's trying to enter into a battle of wits or something...
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: why ewwww or why do i miss ben?
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *looks at shadow* tastes that way *reads bottle*.. no *laughs*
hahahahahahaha! he so funny!
152.13.163.23: : AH, I can't, I have to go eat before I croak.
152.13.163.23: : *large big hugs* Nice seeing you, though, hon.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: LOL Blaze
207.235.7.232: Blazen: alrighty...have a good one!
205.188.193.156: Shadow: why do you miss him Ari? the deep dickin'.
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: ive heard it b4 ari *S* incoherence! a vchat
standard!
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: because he is a very good friend abd i haven't seen him for a while
152.13.163.23: : *goners*
205.188.193.156: Shadow: He is? no. she's lying.
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *looks drowsy* either he just drink some
morphine, or he's boring himself to death.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: ((I am Ben)) NOOOOOO! the humanity!!
207.235.7.232: Blazen: **grins watching Shadow milk it**....hehheee
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *rolls ont the floor and sighs* uh... what?
why the hell is she rolling around on the floor? this MUST be
a pregnancy thing.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: (i know that shadow, i'm lady alucard silly ariaunna is my first name)DUH! these
people are sooo stupid! how could they not know her?
remember what i said about wanting to be as smart as shadow? forget it.
he can't even keep IC and OOC shit straight. must be the brain
tumour.
205.188.208.72: Shadow: shhhh Blaze lol
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: why are you sleepy vor? lack of oxygen.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: no shit? well hell i didn't know that despite the
fact that she just told blazen that... o... hell... my brain is hurting
again.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Blaze you never emailed me
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *sits up quickly and runs out the door*
207.235.7.232: Blazen: heh...? whats that...email? why would I mail you?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Yea Ari, whatcha really think hmmm? Got the
hots for ol Ben? hehehe someday he will learn to think with an organ
other than his penis. do not hold your breath.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: where is hem going so fast? out the
door! duh! can't you READ?
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *walks back in, frowning* she's wigging me out,
here. wtf?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: (told you to Blaze, I can help you with the Dr. situation)
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: ummm why do you ask?
207.235.7.232: Blazen: Hemlock.....did you have an itch in one of those rude places? *eg* yes, this IS the height of
humour. if you don't recognise it as such... well... you must be
an idiot.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: what was that about hem? good question... wonder if
she knows....
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: I'm not feeling well *smiles a little* oh yea... cos she's
pregnant... with twins. duh. silly me. and running out the door then
back in ALWAYS makes you feel better!
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Cause ol Ben might just please ya *lol*
lord. you know what he reminds me of? one of those sweaty nasty
''dirty old men'' that hang around outside nudie theaters.
207.235.7.232: Blazen: ((I didn't catch that last part doll..I had to run yesterday.....)
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Hem always scratches her ass in here lol so clever! so witty!
god, i hope to hell he never reproduces!
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *stumbles to his feet and sits over in a chair near some shadows*
205.188.193.156: Shadow: oh ok
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: i thought ben was happily married like marriage
can stop a guy from dicking someone else.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: email me at risngsmoke@aol.com
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: are you ok vor?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
207.235.7.232: Blazen: who said I was talking about her ass....heehe again...
this is incredibly funny stuff. if you don't think so... there is
something wrong with you. obviously.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: lol Blazen see? shadow
thinks it is funny!
207.235.7.232: Blazen: **pats Shadow*...Ben was.....er....
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: blazen, you're a hog*laughs* that's tellin'
her!
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: Shut up Shadow...
207.235.7.232: Blazen: hehehehe....promise no email bombs there M?? **chuckles** what do you think...
is she telling the truth?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: was just teasing ya Hem
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: nobody tells me anything it's cos they don't
want to tax your tiny brain, hun.
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: fine,just dandy thanx *sighs*
205.188.193.156: Shadow: gave them up long ago, I promise
207.235.7.232: Blazen: I'm a ...**pits hand to her chest narrowing eyes at Ari**...what....?
ooooh... dangerous! watch out for those narrowing eyes! they'll
get you every time!
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: I know you were...
207.235.7.232: Blazen: whats wrong with icq? hotmail is a slow bitch today
205.188.193.156: Shadow: I think she said hog lmao
he's so damn helpful.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: a hog, someone being gross and funny eeeeyeaaaaan.....
oookay....
207.235.7.232: Blazen: ehe..ok...gimme the addy again...actually got caught up in rping there for a sec...my bad...LOL apparently,
exchanging insults now counts as 'role play'. well. ENJOY THE ROLE PLAY
I DISH OUT ON THE LURK PAGES!
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Blazen isn't gross unless she eats beans
205.188.193.156: Shadow: hehehe notice him laughing alone here?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: risngsmoke@aol.com
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *sits on the floor and rubs her belly* it's not
a god damn magic lamp... no matter how hard you rub it, no
genie's gonna come out.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: it wasn't an insult blazen
she has an odd definition of 'insult,' i think.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: rping? in here?
205.188.193.156: Shadow: *looks at Ari's legs* uhhh...
interesting digression, but hey.
205.188.193.156: Shadow: Damn girl...woohoo
207.235.7.232: Blazen: I know Shadow...I try...*L*
207.235.7.232: Blazen: ((I'll have to wait on that email..hotmail is pissy)) putting
this in parenthesis means that it's out of character...
yet the entire email conversation untill now has been 'in character'...
ow. i sprained myself.
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: *blushes* ummm thanks shadow
205.188.193.156: Shadow: k...brb
62.6.148.141: Vorodor: *scatches his cut on his hand didn't what'sface
kiss that all better?
209.161.77.152: Hemlock: *stands* Well, I have to be leaving *wraps her cape about her shoulders*
windbreaker! WINDBREAKER!!
209.91.28.167: Ariaunna: i thought i kissed that better vor woa...
she cought it too. *L*