10 Feb 2000
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: ((I am doing very good ))
She's doing so well that they're letting her out of the asylum early. Just as long as she continues taking her medicine, everything will be just fine. 209.161.77.141: Kalika: *confused* *shrugs and grabs a bottle of Goldschlauger*
Life got you confused? Grab some booze. Good for what ails ya. And it helps your role play out tremendously!
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: taffy, yum
209.161.77.141: Kalika: *sits upon the bar top looking around the room*
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * Yes dear i love taffy ...
This is vital characterization going on here. Some people have "A"-type personalities, some have "B"-type personalities, and some like taffy.
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * Would you like some taffy *Smile*
Or how about some punctuation?
209.161.77.141: Kalika: *drinks*
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: umm no, i don't eat mortal food
It gives her heart burn.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: but thank you all the same
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * O dear what do you eat ..Loks at you funny ..
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * looks *
She corrected that? Well, at least she corrects SOME of her confusing errors.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: blood of course
DUH! Doesn't everyone?
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * gets up to get a bottle rum * Did you say blood , LOOKS AT VERY FUNNY .
This goes back to one of the old truisms of chat room life...IF YOU USE ALL CAPS PEOPLE WILL LIKE YOU MORE AND UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BETTER
209.161.77.141: Kalika: *vanishes from the room*
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: well dear, you are in a vampyre bar, waht would you expect
Do you think she pronounces the 'y's that she adds to her words?
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: bye kal
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: what even
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: *Walks to the fire place to looks back ,dear I didn't no that ..
She calls EVERYONE "dear." It's realy bizarre. It's almost as though she's required to say it so many times per conversation.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: *laughs* well you don't have to be afraid, i don't eat from mortal, i have a more refined taste
She only drinks "Bloodwyne", maybe? Or only from Faeries? Or perhaps she only drinks from rats.
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * Sets at the fire pulling down my uniform ..Drinking my rum from the bottle ..
She was bottle fed as a child.
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: *Looks up good dear ...I am glad to hear that ..
Does this make sense to you? I'm not talking about on a cosmic level, just right here and now... did that sentence make coherent sense?
158.83.203.239: the_scarecrow7: good day fellow children of the night
AH! Scary! How did he recognise us all as "children of the night"? Were we making sweet music again? I really have to wonder about people who 1) claim to be a "child of the night", and 2) who are quick to group everyone else into that category.
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * looks up Hello SCARE ..
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: hold on, i need to send an e-mail
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: (( OK DFEAR ))
ER? Coherency, please?
158.83.203.239: the_scarecrow7: hello candy girl
205.188.196.24: : can you love me when there's no one left to blame?
I think this might be from a VAST song. VAST rocks. VAST is far too cool to be in this room.
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * Skips back to the bar .Sets down drinking my rum ..((Hello to you dear )
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: ((No name dear what is wrong love )))
I think she calls people "dear" and "love" so they won't automaticly hate her. Just a thought.
205.188.196.24: : love? if you only knew
OH! the ANGST!
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * Who are you no names do i no you *
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: (( Tell me how you are dear ))
She had to translate.
128.248.217.104: : why can't love be blind? instead of just a blind man cryin'... why can't love be... why can't love be blind?
That's me. I'm singing Morphine to try and punch the place up a bit. It doesn't work.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: i'm back
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * It can be dear .and if both people care and love each other ..
She took me seriously? Actually, she's mistaken me for the angsty 205 person.
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: w/b Ariaunna
128.248.217.104: : give me a potion, to make me love you. give me a potion, to make me care. your charms are workin'... your charms are working fine. your charms are workin... your charms are working
More Morphine. They rock.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: thanks candy, how are you?
Uh...? The same as before you left? Not much can change in 5 minutes.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: is there something wrong 128?
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: Looks at Ariaunna it is ok dear i am glad you are back ..
128.248.217.104: : i'm just singing... keeping the lonely 205 company.
128.248.217.104: : I FEEL YOUR LOVESICK PAIN, 205.
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: i am trying to get 128 to talk about it ..
Urgh. If I need help and advice, I won't go to a stranger in a "Vampyre" role play room.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: what's wrong with 205
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: do you guys like my pic?
205.188.196.24: : thanks 128
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: * we all have pain that we live with dear ...
Her pain is that when brains were being handed out... she was in the bathroom putting on eyeliner.
152.163.207.53: CandyGirl: i am going to put my pic up ........
OH MY GOD! My life is now fulfilled!!
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: could you guys get handles please
128.248.217.104: : OH THE PAIN! i shouldn't have had so much indian food.
**lost some stuff cos i'm a pud***
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: much, thank you
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: why are you so sad
205.188.196.24: Dead Man Walking: the name should relay how I feel *s*
Oh, he is so dark and angsty and forboding. Doesn't he just make you want to fuck him, ladies?
205.188.196.24: Dead Man Walking: long story Lady A
It is ALWAYS a long story. Why isn't it ever a short story? "I fucked this chick. I got syph. I'm sad." or "I fell in love. The girl cheated on me. I killed her. Now I'm in solitary. I'm sad." NO! It is always some long, boring, stupid story!
209.161.77.107: Hemlock: *enters the tavern*
This name is the goth-chat version of a biker using the nickname 'killer'.
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: is this better?
Hey! It's me! I love this name.
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: *Dear please talk to us please..
I think she just randomly hits the asterisk key from time to time... Like she knows there are times to use the asterisk... but isn't sure WHAT times those are. That's how I use formulas in math.
205.188.196.24: Dead Man Walking: oh hell yea lol
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: do i know you
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: *hello ALOY how are you ...
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: hello hemlock
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: thanks aloyisius
209.161.77.107: Hemlock: *removes her cape and blows inoto her fingers*
WTF is it with the cape? Do capes = vampire? Is that it? I'm still holding out for a Vampire who wears a windbreaker.
209.161.77.107: Hemlock: Hello
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: hello Hemlock
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: my name is aloysisus. how do you think i am? i hate my parents!!
209.161.77.107: Hemlock: *smiles to herself*
She's laughing at me. The bitch.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: dwm?
Dumb White Male?
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: Skips around the room eating my taffy ....(( Sorry to hear that dear Aloyisius ))
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: don't skip and eat you might choke
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: *Moves to the bar ....Gets a bottle of rum sets down on the floor ....Ok dear smiles ..
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: i'm sorry, i don't mean to be rude, but are you an alchoholic?, that's your second bottle
*sigh* Someday, perhaps they will learn that role play consists of more than skipping and drinking rum. And commenting on it.
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: * yes dear i am the bottle takes me away to a very nice place and i love it ...
This is just bizare.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: poor aloyisius, what an awful name
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: well if you feel that way, it's not my concern how mortals kill their bodies
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: oh the ANGST! why couldn't i have had a normal name? like... ernest.... or horatio.... or rajah or something?
This is so boring.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: where did everyone else go
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: *looks at Ariaunna ...yes dear you are right ..but i what to die...
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: *laughs at aloyisius* why don't you change it dear boy
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: they have left me. i'ts because of the name, you see.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: you want to die
This is a question mark: "?". Learn how to use it.
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: well, see, if i change it... then i'll have to get all new underpants.
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: my dear, sweet mama, you see, sews a nametag into all of my underpants.
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: *pulls out a rail gun and shoots candygirl in the ass* glad to be of service.
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: * gets up starts to dance around thee room ..If i die the pain i have in my heart will die too .
Sadly enough, it's just heart burn. A little MYLANTA and she'd be good as new.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: *laughs* then bye new underpants
I lost my underwear... I just don't care.... I'll go bare...Bye bye longjohns... What is it with people and homonyms? HUH? You can't "bye" underpants... you BUY them!
152.163.207.53: Candygirl: i just got shot in the ass
Master of the blatantly obvious.
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: i can never remember what size i am. my dear, sweet mama always buys my underpants.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: do you really want to die candy?
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: LOOK! she is so pained she is DANCING!
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: then have her buy you new underpants
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: yeah, i dance everytime my ass hurts too
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: no, can't do that. i am only allowed so much money a month for underpants. and i go through them so fast!
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: well then change your name next month when you have more underpants money
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: my dear sweet mama makes all the household purchases.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: well then just tell her you want to change your name
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: oh, i don't think my dear, sweet mama would go for that. after all, SHE named me.
209.91.28.11: Ariaunna: well dear boy, i must be off, i hope you solve your name and underpants problem
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: o i certainly hope so!
128.248.217.104: aloyisius finklestien: the fellows in my boyscout troop used to call me 'lucy'... untill 'the incident', that is.
Damn. She left before I could tell about "the incident." Oh well. Maybe next time...