no rough housing boys and girls.....someone will get knocked up
Yeah right, try using THAT excuse on an angry parent….gee, mom, we were just roughhousing….and bang, I'm pregnant…
crowe_zero: *Catches Anika's eyes, and rolls her own* I try and try...
She's juggling eyeballs! Wow.
Or playing marbles.
205. roflmao.. thats what he wants
Sabriel: *looks at her warily* too many people can do funny things when they look into your eyes ((LOL@ Anika))
They sure can…like that icky folding-back-of-the-eyelid thingy…
Or when you roll your eyes alllll the way into the back of your head and lurch aorund like a zombie.
152. *jumps on Sabriel and Anika too* PARTY PARTY
Anika~Rose: *squirms* I'm on the pill sorry
Well, then it's party time for sure! Yeee haw! Lookit how she squirms! * wink wink*
Doesn't she know that the pill is the leadig cause of promiscuity in today's youth? She should use a sensible alternative. Like abortion.
152. *drags them back to the lurker cave*
*was not aware we had a cave* Why was I not informed?
We don't like you that much.
Sabriel: ((eep!!! I don even know you!!*scrambles for cover*))
crowe_zero: *Hums to herself whilst taking a pull on her roll-up*
Is she smoking a joint, or eating a fruit roll up?
It's a rolled up, fruity joint.
205. *tries desperatly to curb her jealousy*
* does too* er..sure.
Sorry, toots. That rolled up, fruity joint is alllll mine.
Anika~Rose: but I do like what you've done with the place *giggles*
Agony: *steps forward and takes hold of the young girls cheek in her cold hand, pulling the girl towards her* like peering into your soul*runs her finger across the girls eyelid as it
I had an aunt who used to pull me around by the cheek….We had her arrested.
AUGH! yuck. Agony is incredibly gross. Sorry, gut reaction. *bleah*
152*grabs Crow to*
Grabs him to what?
And where does she grab him? I get the feeling this is gonna be kinky.
Anika~Rose: *glances at crowe* fruit rollups
My question is answered. Yay!
152. Must breed...must make more lurkers
Guh. That's not even how lurkers are made. Everyone knows.... first, you take a bitter, petty person. Then, you provide a web page for that person to rant on. Then, you get the lurk pages. No sex is needed. In fact, a lack of sex often HELPS.
Sabriel: ((I have a great desire to live *notices the other lurker turning green*)) *looks away* somethin like that
*turning a bit green herself* Ug. Agony: closes**she smiles, her large pouty lips, thining*
*watches Agony's lips thin….turns greener* Ug again…
This character is amazing.
crowe_zero: *Puts a dagger to the lurker's throat* Think twice pretty boy...
One thing I've noticed is, since lurkers are technically OOC, its rather hard to find their throats…or bodies..or faces…but hey…
Yea, like those sort of "technicalities" matter.
205. *sighs*
Anika~Rose: I have a strict anti lurker reproduction policy sorry
Well! *huffs * I didn't wanna reproduce with you anyway!
Well. Aren't YOU too good for yourself, ms "i don't wanna reproduce with lowly lurkers."
crowe_zero: Anika, it's a tobacco roll-up...sorry...
Even as a smoker, that sounds disgusting. Yeah, screw cherry or grape, I want tobaccy!
Yum.... Tomacco.
152. *shows Anika and the others the contract*
Just sign here... in blood... and here... and here.... and initial here... and here.. sign here... don't read that! ...And here...
205. roflmao.. your good anika..lol
Here's one for Lawren…its you're, not your. Thank you.
152. 205 you're my chief breeder *wink*
Well. That IS an honor, I must say!
StarlaMay: *walks out of the place*
She was in here? Amazingly quiet,isn't she?
Agony: *pulls her head towards her, her smile still wide*~Auspex:Aura Perception~((her mood?))
crowe_zero: *Whispers in the lurker's ear* I'm not a good person to grab? Understand??
Even she doesn't know. How is he expected to?
Yea, no shit. Are you or aren't you? Jesus. Make up your damn mind!
Anika~Rose: *waves in Starlas direction* wondered where she went
205. I better be your only breeder
Baby, you KNOW you'se my only breeder…I LOVES you….yeah..*grins, flashing gold teeth*
Sabriel: ((I have a strict no sex policy... for myselfr anyway*runs away*))
crowe_zero: *Withdraws dagger and steps away*
152. *thinks crowe needs to breed bad*
*disagrees wildly with that statement *
Actually, any breeding Crowe does WILL be bad.
Sabriel: *a tad nervous* what are you doing?
Agony: (*thinks 152 needs to piss off*))
Here we go with the piss again….
Anika~Rose: *giggles*
152..: I'm breeding hehehehe
NOOOOO! *faints *
And I'm bleeding. Your point?
205. *laughs* I think you need to breed bad
* once again, wildly disagrees*
That word is starting to loose all meaning for me, it's been repeated so often.
152. *pisses on Agony* ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've noticed this piss thing really is a running theme in both Vchat and Benchat…something I'm missing? Enquiring minds wanna know..
Check this out.
205. ohh some pissy people in here today
Literally.
152. Something about a guy always playing a woman's character that just doesn't sit right hehe
Ahem…*plays male characters all the time, and is female * Its roleplay, ladies and gents…not real life….
It's called narrow-minded lack of creativity....
And those are some pretty harsh words coming from someone who hasn't even got a name.
crowe_zero: *Grins a little too widely at the annoying, but close to decapitated lurker* I'd be careful...
Yes, or I may just decapitate you s'more…this was followed by a whole lot of winking, evil grinning, and innocent looks, which I decided not to include. You're welcome.
Thank you.
I love you.
Sabriel: ((everyone plays chars of the opposite sex once in a while sheesh get over it)) *tilts her head* who are you anyway ? *pulls away*
Thank you! Whoo!
152. *follows 205* Go get em, 'm the lover of the group
Er... what?
Anika~Rose: *goes to the anti poke breeding zone*
Er…yeah…*goes there too* ooh, I like it here.
Aw, come on babeh....BREED wit' me!
crowe_zero: *Winks back* Be glad you have an eyes to wink...
I was said that I could not wink, then I met a man who had no eyes. I was sad I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet. I was sad I had no hat, then I met a man who had no head.
152. Some call me Spike, others call me God...take your choice
I bet his friends call him…Daddy B.
Sooo.....Can I call him "bubbah"?
205. Scuse me, but im the lover, your the fighter
Ow! * moonwalks* Hee hee…ow!
What the fuck?
Anika~Rose: *LOL* oh shit good to see theres no egos in the room
Shut the fuck up.
And on that note, I decide to end it. There was a lot more, but, contrary to popular belief, I do have class. * L*
In one sense of the word, yes.