Malcolm: *a tall male vampire with slightly wavy shoulder length black hair enters the room.
he has dark brown eyes and he wears a black shirt open to reveal his muscular chest and six
pack
sick pack? He wears a case of beer strapped to his mid section?
no wonder his chest is so muscular. Dreama: (( *pokes chris* what does that mean??))
I sure as hell don't know. Bromir: *Walks in and walks to the bar*
A bold and decisive move by Bromir!
Let's see what he does next! Adara: ((*laughs out loud*))
As opposed to laughing quietly? Or up your sleeve? Malcolm: his jeans are black and they have a sword in the belt.*
Those wacky, sword-wearing jeans!
No, seriously. Hasn't anyone ever taught this guy how to accessorize?
Everyone knows that jeans and swords simply do NOT work together. Now, if they were
leather pants, a kilt, armour, or woolen hose... it'd be a whole other story. Kaos: woah is it my aftershave?? i must buy more of it if this is the effect it has!
Yeeeeeeeeeeah. Adara: *sighs deeply* *stands and walks to the fireplace*
Adara walks to the fireplace and THE CROWD GOES WILD! Never have I seen
such a daring move... not since Bromir walked to the bar! I'm sensing some serious
competition here tonight, folks! Kaos: Dipshit_Flooder !!!! Kaos: lmao Malcolm: *he sighs as he walks in* Good evenin everyone *he has a deep southern accent and a soft voice.*
As opposed to a shallow southern accent coupled with a harsh voice? Adara: *walks out of the room*
I guess she couldn’t top the whole “walking to the bar” coup that she pulled earlier. Malcolm: *looks and sounds depressed*
I thought that “Good evening everyone” sounded depressed. Sabrina: *walks in heading for the bar*
And the big guns come in! Of course, by “big guns” I mean “massy, obviously fake boobs used in place of personality or intellect.” Darian: ((grumbles that he never gets an aura read off))
Could be worse… he could never get his rocks off. Oh, wait… Kalika: *walks into the room* Bromir: *Sees Sabrina and smiles* Hey you.
I can already feel the sexual tension. Kalika: *her jade eyes rest upon Kaos and she thinks about raping him, but changes her mind* ((LOL))
Classy. Very classy. Kaos: yaaaaaay *fucks kalika* ((hehehe))
Apparently he was raised in the wild by wolves, who just drop whatever they’re doing and fuck everyone who comes along. In public. Hm. I wonder if he’s busy next Friday night… Kalika: *walks to the bar* Kalika: ((LOL, you pervert!!!!))
What the hell? She’s calling him a pervert for responding in kind? That’s like a woman who grabs a guy’s junk and then slaps him when he tries to kiss her. Kaos: heeey sabrina *winks*
And here we have the lounge lizard. Sabrina: (( what is that chris i asked you ealeir and you didnt say anythign)
And the confusion begins. Kalika: *runs and tackles Kaos to the ground*
Apparently, Kalika used to be a male football star who’s gone “under the knife” as it were, and is now a woman. Malcolm: *sighs and walks to the bar*
I thought this guy had died or something. Nice to see a response from him! Sabrina: *flashes him a smile* you wanted to talk??
Wow! Coherency! I bet it won’t last long. Darian: ((sabs it shows your mood as a color kinda like a mood ring))
Nonsequiters, anyone? Malcolm: Excuse me y'all, but what is the heaviest alcoholic drink in here? Kalika: *smiles wickedly*
When she isn’t throwing people to the ground and raping them violently, her other hobby is smiling wickedly. Kaos: *is tackled...again....* hey chick Sabrina: (( oh kaos sorry i couldnt come an dplay yesterday i got cought up in stuff
She was waxing her back. Darian: *stands and moves to the door seeing nothing that interests him*...((sorry all work time...))
*does absolutely nothing, then leaves because nobody else is doing all the work and entertaining him * Kalika: *stands and walks to the bar*
Another bold and decisive move! The tension thickens! Kalika: ((*kisses chris* bye babe)) Kaos: ((its ok i didnt come in anyway hahaha))
Take that, Sabrina! Actually, he came in and waited dolefully for twelve hours before finally writing an emotional poem about his utter, utter loneliness and betrayal. Bromir: Yea. *Sits at the bar* Please sit. Darian: *walks out into the night to find something of interest*...
Cheese dick. Kaos: *tackles kalika*
You know what they say… repetition is the spice of life! Sabrina: (( bye chris )) (( Bomir???)) Malcolm: *looks for the highest proof*
As long as you drink enough, it doesn’t really matter what the proof is, you know? Just drink a lot, and drink it fast. BAM! You’re pukin’. Bromir: ((Yes?)) Sabrina: (( oh thair ya are )) *sits next to him*
He had posted just short while ago. She really didn’t need to check and “see” where he was. It’s like a blind person who locates people by their voices. Kalika: *is tackled* *bites Kaos*
All they do is tackle, rape, and bite. Darian: ((hugs all and disappears*...later all...))
And Darien wins the award for “longest fucking exit, ever.” Do you think he’s ever going to actually leave? Kaos: *throws malcom a bottle of NUKEM* Darian: ((##POOF## ~~~~GONE~~~~))
Think he’s really gone? Think anyone will notice? Malcolm: *catches it and sighs* thanks
This place is like “Coyote Ugly,” except the people throwing the bottles are fat, ugly “vampires” instead of skanky half-dressed women. Bromir: So we have a little problem. Kaos: *bites kal* Kalika: *smax Kaos*
Ooh! Shaking things up! A “smax” instead of a tackle, bite, or rape! Kaos: *smax kal*
You know what they say… imitation is the sincerest form of idiocy. Sabrina: *looks down at the bar running ehr fingure in cricles in the dust on teh counter* yes
I wonder two things. First, what is a “circle,” and second, why a bar that’s so frequently used and spilt upon would be dusty. Kalika: *kisses Kaos*
And we’re back to safe ground. Bromir: We need to decide what to do about it.
I wonder if he could be any more vague. What is he talking about? His impotence? His hair loss? Her hair growth? Her infidelity? The dog’s halitosis? What? Kaos: *kisses kal*
For the love of God, just shut up and get a room already. Kalika: ((kaos and i have a love/hate relationship...he loves me and i hate him...LOL))Let me rephrase that: Shut up. Kaos: ((no i dont love her i just like boning her hehe)) Kaos: did i say that out loud? DAMN!!! LMAO! Kalika: ((you bitch! lol))
If I ever have children like this, I will kill them. Malcolm: *poors himself a glass and mixes it with blood and downs it fast. keeps refilling the glass and drinking with a blank depressed stare on his face*
Why mix the alcohol with blood? That doesn’t make it any more drinkable. If you can only drink blood, then you’ll puke the alcohol back up no matter how much blood you use as a mixer. The only way to get drunk, if all you can drink is blood, is to get someone loaded, and then drink their blood.
Or else he’s just being very “goth” and “dramatic” and is using blood as a mixer for “effect.” I won’t even go into the issue of how hard it is to keep blood fresh and usable, let alone its properties as a “mixer.” Kalika: *throws a bottle at Kaos*
She keeps that bottle stored up her ass, for ease of throwing. Kalika: *stands and walks to the bar again*
Ahh! The good old “walking to the bar” standby. What would we do without it? Sabrina: what can we do about it?
I suggest either death or revocation of computer privileges, myself. Malcolm: *poors himself a glass and mixes it with blood and downs it fast. keeps refilling the glass and drinking with a blank depressed stare on his face*
Either he did a total retard double post, or else he re-typed and submitted the same thing. How depressing. Kalika: *throws a bottle at Kaos*
Speaking of repetitive retards… ** **Kaos winks at kalikas ass** **
ACTION! Bromir: You need to decide. All I have to say is that no matter what I will love you.
This is a total and absolute lie. Kalika: ((LOL))
This is a total and absolute idiot. Kaos: *wonders if he should have told malcom that NUKEM is radioactive*
This is another one. Kalika: ((how do you do those things?! *tests it out*))
Jesus God! Kaos: *catches the bottl;e and pours from it* want some kal, my dear? ** **Kalika winks at Kaos** **
If we’re extra lucky, she’ll go through and test out every single command. Sabrina: decide what??
Ah, the curse of an almost non-existent attention span! ** Kaos does absolutely nothing to noel edmonds house party. ** ** **Kalika hurls lemon-lime Jello** ** ** **Kalika sighs** **
We are truly blessed. Malcolm: *keeps drinking, knowing good and well he'll end up getting sick*
This, right here, is the true definition of “moron.” ** **Kalika laughs hysterically** ** Bromir: What we are going to do. You have komodo to think about too. Kalika: *looks to Kaos* Sure, I'll take a drink, Kaos baby... *smiles wickedly*
By “smiles wickedly,” she means “grins vacantly and drools.” Kaos: oh you can drink my dry anyday babe. and i aint talking bout blood. *wink*
He’s talking about his little mucus problem. Sabrina: well i love komodo more then ever
Well, who doesn’t love komodo more than ever? Kalika: *pukes all over Kaos*
What a classy broad. Kalika: ((LOLLOL)) Malcolm: *just gets mad all of a sudden and chunks the glass across the room, it shatters loudly on the far wall* Dammit! Why me!
I have several guesses, I doubt you want to hear any of them. Kalika: *wipes her mouth, laughing* *walks over to the fireplace*
Vomit is always funny. Bromir: *Sighs* Is being with him your decision?
Oh, I see. One of those “affairs of the heart,” eh? I mean, “affairs of the dick and cunt.” Kaos: oh kal do i make you cum...uhh i mean laugh? *S* man im wired today
Worst. Pickup Line. Ever. Kalika: You make me laugh too hard, babe...
So hard she pukes. Kaos: wassup malcom? Kaos: dont tell hem, shell go all oogy on you....
What the FUCK? Kalika: *laughs* shutup...
No, really… please… shut up. Kalika: am i even talking ic any more? WHO CARES!!!!!!!!! Lol
Nobody cares, yet you keep talking! Malcolm: *looks at Kaos* I found the love of my life and i can't be with her.
Well, you know, next time just find a non-migratory animal to “love.” Sabrina: im sorry bromir but i just cant leave him i love him to much *puts her hand on his shoulder* an di just want us to be friends
Nice run on… extra points for the close proximity to coherence. Kaos: make me. Ooooh i love dominant women. hur hur hur
HUR HUR HUR Kalika: *laughs out loud* Kaos: oh i know how that is mate. it bites.
He also frequently “falls in love” and is shot down. That’s why his left hand and forearm are so ungodly huge. Kalika: *tackles Kaos* *pins his arms to the floor* *smiles wickedly*
*tackles Kaos * *pins his arms to the floor * *drools vacantly * Kaos: *looks up at her* oh hello didnt see you there...
Is this foreplay, or just stupidity? Hard to tell. Thankfully, they confine their sexual activities to the internet, so they’ll never breed. Bromir: *Takes a deep breath* Ok. *Pats her hand* better to be a friend than nothing.
A nothing you were born, a nothing you remain, and a nothing you always will be. The downgrade from “fuck buddy” to “just a friend” doesn't make you any less a nothing than you were before. Malcolm: She wants to be with me, and I want to be with her, but we can't because....because of a reason i can't talk about.
They’re full siblings. Not that that’s ever stopped anyone in here before… Kalika: *laughs* Kaos: reason? distance? medical? clan?
Taste? Class? Standards? Malcolm: I promised I wouldn't speak of it.
I bet he will anyway. He seems the promise-breaking type. Malcolm: *gets a sharp stomach pain and doubles over * OH!
All right! More vomity goodness! Sabrina: *pokes him* oh come on cheer up im not that great of a person come on ill hook you up with someone sweeter and not so much like me *L*
Come on… I dumped you because I’m a whore! Now, trust me to find somebody nice for you who won’t also be a whore and dump you for somebody else! Come on! You were stupid enough to be with me in the first place… Kaos: Oh kal youve got me just where i want you *EG* Malcolm: Its....time for me to go...I need some rest see you later.
It’s time for me to go, girl. It’s time for me to fly. Malcolm: *leaves*
Not that anyone cares. Kaos: *looks at malcom* thats the plutonium kicking in... probably...
Shit and Goddamn! Just shut the fuck up already, cockpope! Kalika: *gives Kaos a small smack on the face* *smiles and stands*
How do you give a smack? Do you gift wrap it? What? Kaos: *lies there pinned to the floor* you just gonna leave me here? Bromir: Your not that great? Please don't tell me that. And if you want to try and hook me up have at it. Everyone needs a little help right?
They’re going to star in a new movie, with Madonna playing Sabrina, entitled “Desperately Seeking Pussy.” Kalika:((lol i stood up... *points to her previous post*))
LOL! That IS funny! LOL LOL LOL Kalika: *walks to a chair and sits watching Kaos being pinned down by imaginary Kalika* ((LOL))
HUR HUR HUR Kaos: ((but i thought you pinned my arms down...with pins...or something...lol)) 24.12.104.102: : is sabrina still here?
*tests the inanity factor of the room* Sources say… Yes. Kalika: ((*shakes her head sadly* *pops some more pills into Kaos' mouth* That's a shame that the mind just goes like that...lol))
COCKPOPES! Sabrina: well im not!! (( yes im here ))
Well, are you or aren’t you? Kaos: ((ahh shut it you tart LOL)) Bromir: *Looks into her eyes* Yes you are.
Now shut up and kiss me. Kaos: *stands up, realising hes been dreaming* argh, goddamn jedi mind tricks
Interesting note: Jedi Mind Tricks only work on the weak minded. Kalika: *laughs as she watches Kaos* Sabrina: * raises a thin brow at him* No im not and tell me what type your into??
Slutty, and with poor personal hygiene. Just think what about yourself attracted him. Kalika: ((tart? *laughs out loud* am i wanker as well?))
Are you a wanker? Do you have a penis? Wait… never mind. I do not want to know. Bromir: *Smiles* Someone like you.
Slutty, poor hygiene. Sakura: *A girl comes in wareing a Black Tank-top and Black jeans and A black Sweatshirt that is unzipped and she looks around*
Holy shitfucking Christ. Kaos: ((no really to be a wanker you sort of need a penis, for it to make sense...*S* nice try at sounding cool tho. better luck next time hehe)) Sakura: *her mortal eyes adjust to the Dim lighting as she looks around*
I’m in awe. Claudia? Is that you? Kalika: ((*smax Kaos* you know all the brits say that shit...lol))
Fucking brits. Sabrina: ohh *points to Sakura* how about her??
”Don’t worry, I’ll find somebody nice for you. How about that random person that just walked in, and about whom I know nothing? Kalika: ((Kaos if i was high and drunk and passed out and in a coma...then maybe i would fuck you...but the odds are against you... *smiles wickedly*))
Ok…. Sakura: ((Sabrina are u still up for sireing her?))
Oh, God. Kalika: ((*lol*))
LOL HUR HUR HUR Bromir: *Looks at Sakura* ten to one she's taken.
Ten to one she’s only barely functional. : Kaos: ((*smaks kal* you know im not a 'normal' brit bow shuddup and spread em babe. LMAO ))
He’s not like… other Brits. Sabrina: (( yes i am )) Kaos: ((hey i got my chloroform all ready, you wanna be passed out just say so!!! Mmmm unconcious women!! Ooohhhh LMISTAO)) HUR HUR HUR Sakura: ((readdy when u are))
This is a match made in heaven. A Sabrina clone, if you will. Sabrina: * looks at bromir then to Sakura* i bet she isn’t Kaos: ((ANYWAY!!!! BACK TO THE RPing!!))
ANYWAY!!!! BACK TO THE CYBERing!! Kalika: ((lol, you can't have me....you wish you could have me, but you can't! *laughs* and what the hell is lmistao?!))
Nobody can have “her” because “she” is really a 45 year old pot bellied balding chartered accountant named “Harold.” Bromir: How do you know?
Her “woman’s intuition,” also known as “exceptionally shitty role play.” Sabrina: *motions for Sakura to come over* Kalika: *sighs and continues to sit in her chair*
The excitement never lets up around here. Kaos: ((i dont wish, i never seen your face. for all i know you could be dog ugly and only 2 foot tall, with acne. *smirk* but i doubt it...LOL. now back to RPing!!)) Sakura: *goes over to Sabrina* Kalika: ((*laughs out loud* you wish i looked like that....))
Stupidest. Comeback. Ever. Sabrina: *looks back at bromir* i just do
It’s one of her “powers.” Kalika: *stands and walks over to the fireplace*
A bold and daring new move! How will the crowd react? Kaos: ((ohhh yeah i love dwarfs with facial problems. Mmmmm, just dig that puss baby YEAH!)) Kalika: ((LOL)) Kaos: *sits down and drinks his vodka*
I can hear the brain cells dying. Sabrina: but bromir imust take care of business first then ill interduces you *smiles at him* Kalika: ((i'm leaving...lol.))
Thank God. Kalika: *blows Kaos a kiss before vanishing from the room* Bromir: Ok. *Grabs a bottle of wine, a glass and pours himself some*
At least it’s not “BloodWyne.” Remember… extra “Y”s means extra gothy goodness. Kalika: ((bye everybody... *winx* bye, Kaos...))
You already left. Now stay gone. Kaos: bye kal *wink* Sabrina: *smiles at Sakura* you know what i am dont you?
Well, you smell like some kind of animal… Sakura: *nods to Sabrina*
The silent type… let’s hope she stays that way. Bromir: *Sips on his wine looking Sakura over* Sabrina: (( does she want to be come a vampire?? ))
First of all, when someone asks, out of character, if your character is willing to sire theirs, that usually means that they want to be vampirized. Second, she treats this out of character question as an in character one. I mean, come on. Do vampires just assume that everyone who “knows what they are” want the big bite? And then oblige, not knowing anything about that person? Well… maybe in low budget horror pornos they do. Sakura: ((yeah)) Sabrina: *grins* good but before i do any thing are you sure you want it bad enough?? *grins looking at her neck and sencing the fresh blood*
She’s going to have to show her true dedication and testicular fortitude via a gang initiation. First, she’ll have to fire a gun into a crowd, then let everyone else in the gang beat her with lead pipes. Sakura: yes i am sure Kaos: i want my own chylde...
Steal this one. Sabrina: once i begain i cant stop
Uh huh. Sakura: I know Sakura: ((i am keeping u on that u will change her))
What the hell? Sabrina: ok sit my child Sabrina: *pushes her neck over brushing her fangs across it then sinks them in to her neck letting the blood flow in to her mouth*
I would rather die than be embraced by someone this inept. Sakura: *whinces in pain*
But then, I doubt intellectual beggars can be chosers. Bromir: *Watches Sabrina and smiles*
He should just kill that “komodo” guy. Problems solved! Then dump Sabrina and seduce Sakura and turn her against Sabrina. That’s what I’d do, if I were he. Fortunately for me, I’m not him. Sakura: *feels the life being sucked out of her
That’s not the only thing that sucks. Sakura: *
Yay! Needless! 209.100.92.17: : hallow? Sabrina: *lets the blood flow down her throught and smiles at the sweet tast* *lessons to her heart as it slows down*
I wonder what lessons she’s teaching her heart, as it slows down. 209.100.92.17: : hey Sabs, Brom, Sakura Sabrina: (( hey rik *waves* )) Sakura: *passes out*
Wimp. 209.100.92.17: : *waverz* 209.100.92.17: : ooooooooo...i came in at the right time? Bromir: ((Hey Rikura whats up?)) Sabrina: *holds up her body as she grows limp and passed out*
Fascinating. rikuaOOC: not much...i just cleaned my room -&- am typing with wet nails....
What a truly engaging update. I, for one, am enthralled. 63.39.29.232: : *pouts cause missed malcolm* hi everyone Bromir: Need help?
If she needed you, do you think she would have dumped you? Unless, of course, she’s just using you. Sabrina: yes Bromir help me get here to the couch
Yup. Using you. Sakura: *the last of he blod is drained away* Sabrina: her*
It’s always amusing which errors they fix, among the many many that they make. Bromir: *Picks her up and carries her to the couch and sets her down* rikuaOOC: *ponders* y did sabs feed on sakura?
Ah…. Rikua. Now the fun can truly begin. Bromir: ((*Pounces Cinn* Hey you.)) rikuaOOC: hi Cinn.....damn beseen, it gets funny once -&- a while 63.39.29.232: : *S* hey yourself *giggles getting pounced on* Sabrina: *grabs bromirs new nife an dcuts her wrist then puts it over sakuras mouth lettingthe blood drip in her mouth*
Trying to decipher this made me bleed from the ears. Nife? What the hell? What kind of fucking imbecile doesn’t know how to spell “KNIFE.” Bromir: *Watches Sabs* ((How is ya?))
About all he does is watch. 207.114.142.76: : *peers in* Sakura: *feels the blod in her mouth*
I CRAVE BLOD! 207.114.142.76: : *Looks around to make sure Warlock is no where to be found* Sakura: *blood 63.39.29.232: : yeah i wish i was round when malcolm was i wanted to play tiger and him and i also wish i could play tiger with her pack last night 63.39.29.232: : *G* 207.114.142.76: : *Vanishes* rikuaOOC: *singz* para mi...ese ritmo total.......
ritmo 63.39.29.232: : i'm ok i had to go to the ear doc again he did a hearing test and said i had 99 percent better hearing then most people he sees and stuff
99%? Riiiiight. Unless he’s a doctor for the legally deaf.
After this, it just degenerated into utter babble, and then faded out.
