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Submitted by KayChey
Massina: ((scraches her chin, * wonder if zee knows about this twirp who claims to own her site, thinks she'll just have to mail her alllll about it))
You do that. Nothing like veiled bootlicking-- I mean, threat-- to realy show people who's boss!
tsenaniadoy: Zee cannot harm me! NOONE CAN! I AM THE JESUS!
Not just Jesus, but The Jesus. That's an important distinction. Or something.
Killian James: Indeed *chuckles* who would have thought trying to save trees an such could get you shot at on a dailey bases *his pale blue eyes traily her form but not in a rude demeaning
Yea. Who woulda? Further, who woulda thought coherence was such a rarity in here?
Ivan Borishnikov: c'est une gageure?
Wow. He must be high class. He speaks French. Think he gets a lot of girls? Or guys?
: Before telling Zee... I'd consider that Zee claimed to own something that wasn't hers as well.. so its time to question just how honest Zee is.... Which, truthfully, she isn't...
That's right. Compare her IRL actions with some shmuck's IC actions. Whoo! Where's Leonard Crabs? He needs to make some legal decisions here.
Killian James: Casual male glance... more of one of slight awe an interest*
That's a casual male glance? Most casual male glances involve undressing the glancee with their eyes... then re-clothing them in lace and leather.
: And.... her attacking this person, no matter how annoying, for that claim is being hypocritical...
Que? Am I missing something? Zee isn't even here and already she's attacking people. Yow.
tsenaniadoy: Yes, because I am cool, and I rule.
He rhymes nicely. Do you think he's a rapper?
Ivan Borishnikov: Does this make you the rhyming fool?
Fuck you for stealing my joke.
tsenaniadoy: I hear Jesus has a van which he runs over non-believers with. You will perish in flames!
Paranoid Delusional, or SomethingAwful Goon? You be the judge.
LordTillSchwarzesherz:
Yea. You do that.
Ta'aleth: Quoi, Ivan? *looks around, catching sight of Killian's glance*
I don't think he has quite enough vowels in his name. Do you?
Ivan Borishnikov: *points to tsen* He claims he cannot be harmed.
Mooooooom! Ivan's poooiiinnntinnnnng at me! Make him stop!
tsenaniadoy: NEWSFLASH: I own this room and everyone in it!
Ta'aleth: That doesn't surprise me, though. *meaning how he can get shot at so much*
What?
tsenaniadoy: NOONE CAN HARM ME I HAVE ULTIMATE SUPER VAMPIRE POWER!!!!
Which is what? The almighty caps lock button?
A guy tries to push his point across, and he gets jumped. Oh, wait. TURN OFF THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY! *puts it in caps lock so he can hear*
LordGornith: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
Actually, he's an accountant. And he's not okay. But that's a completely different story.
Ta'aleth: Ahh...*nods to Ivan* Shall we take him on it, then?
Yea. Cos guys that can't be killed CAN be killed if two people go against them. Little known fact.
: Hey Yoda bud... *chuckles* You're starting to sound too much like one of these guys that frequent here... *laughing* Though a few are okay sometimes..
That's right. Insult everyone, then cover your ass. And if you don't like the people in here, WHY ARE YOU HERE? It is a mystery!!
Killian James: Yes ..*sighs* People will do anything to save a few bucks on waste disposal *shakes his head an finishs his Juice setting the empty glass on the bar*
What the HELL is he talking about?
tsenaniadoy: Yes, and they CANNOT be harmed, their power is ABSOLUTE.
Is he talking about himself in the third person plural? I'm starting to get afraid.
Absolute what? Absolutely ANNOYING!?!?
LordGornith: littering is a sin
It's the little known 12th commandment, right after "thou shalt not deprive the starving children in Africa by failing to clearith thine plate."
Ta'aleth: Si j'avais un canon de 75, je l'utilisais a Tsen.
Ah. French. That explains a lot right there.
Ivan Borishnikov: You sleep all night, and you work all day? You cut down trees, you eat your lunch, you go to the lavatory?
Very good. You can quote Monty Python. You win a "fabulous prize."

Bear in mind that "fabulous" is a relative term.


tsenaniadoy: What kind of fucking dandy drinks fruit juice at a vampyre bar?
I'd say the mortals...but that's just me
Cos they're too mortal to drink booze at a bar? Is that it?
LordGornith: no, the opposite because I am a vampire lumberjack
Riiiiiiight. He only cuts down Vampires. *snickers*
Ta'aleth: *flicks her whip agitatedly, looking at Tsen* If littering's a sin, someone ought to clean up that mess over there...*growls under her breath*
Ok. First. Your analagies suck. Second, go look up "litter" in the dictionary. Third, what the FUCK are you doing flicking a whip in public? *gears up for her whip rant* *gets tired and doesn't deliver it* Eh.
LordGornith: and on wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Ok. We get the joke. Shut the fuck up.
tsenaniadoy: Do not attack me, for you would die. I am a vampyre ninja and I have ultra powers.
Like UltraMan?
LordGornith: TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!
Oh. Is that what's been stinking in here?
Ivan Borishnikov: Reeeeeeeaaaally?
No. You were lied to.
tsenaniadoy: I have the ability to fly, shoot lasers from my eyes, and destroy the world!
Ooooh got it...he's super man, not a vampire. Question, what's Super Man doing in a vampire chat? Probably drinking fruit juice
Killian James: (( wonders why people give sadisfaction to those who only seek to annoy ... wonders why they can not just ignore ))
Boredom? Or stupidity? You be the judge.
LordGornith: you're not Jebus, man
He never claimed to be Jebus, either. Who's "Jebus"?
Ta'aleth: ((*believes that Killian has the right idea*))
Well, if you agree, it must be the right thing to do!
tsenaniadoy: Killian, you are a sucker bitch who orders FRUIT JUICE in a vampyre chatroom. I dub thee Sir Fagsalot.
Woah! Now it's getting personal!
I'll leave this one alone
: Sooooooooo.......who's annoying, Killian? Or do I just guess *L*
Oh, shut up. Nobody cares about you.
tsenaniadoy: *proceeds to fly around the room, lasers shooting from his eyes*
Change my mind, Super Man does more with his time than this
Ivan Borishnikov: Juv'elgg lueth jiv'undus phuul jivvin.
Oh no! he is fighting tsenaniadoy with gibberish!
: Daycare let out late or what?
Wow! What a pithy insight!
Ta'aleth: *sits atop the bar, waiting for new customers*
"customers" is slang for "johns".
Ivan Borishnikov: Es verdad.
Killian James: (( Darn *slaps hand over his mouth an Hugs 209 back* ))
Can you feel the love?
Ta'aleth: Is it, now, Ivan? You never answered my question...
: *L@Killian*
Yes, we all laugh at Killian... just for different reasons.
tsenaniadoy: Could someone from DAYCARE POSSESS SUPERHUMAN POWERS?!?
You've never seen a toddler through a tantrum, have you?
tsenaniadoy: IS IT POSIBLE THAT YOU ARE ALL IN AWE OF MY AMAZING POWER?!
Definately...yup...uh-uh *clearly sarcastic*
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