Illegal Immigrants Poem

Illegal Immigrants Poem

 

 

I cross ocean,

poor and broke,

Take bus,

see employment folk.

 

Nice man treat me

good in there,

Say I need to

see welfare.

 

Welfare say,

"You come no more,

We send cash

right to your door."

 

Welfare checks,

they make you wealthy,

Medicaid it keep

you healthy! !

 

By and by,

I got plenty money,

Thanks to you,

American dummy.

 

Write to friends

in motherland,

Tell them 'come

fast as you can.'

 

They come in turbans

and Ford trucks,

I buy big house

with welfare bucks

 

They come here,

we live together,

More welfare checks,

it gets better!

 

Fourteen families,

they moving in,

But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

 

Finally, white guy

moves away,

Now I buy his house,

and then I say,

 

"Find more aliens

for house to rent."

And in the yard

I put a tent.

 

Send for family

they just trash,

But they, too,

draw the welfare cash!

 

Everything is

very good,

And soon we

own the neighborhood.

 

We have hobby

it's called breeding,

Welfare pay

for baby feeding.

 

Kids need dentist?

Wife need pills?

We get free!

We got no bills!

 

American crazy!

He pay all year,

To keep welfare

running here.

 

We think America

darn good place!

Too darn good for

the white man race.

 

If they no like us,

they can scram,

Got lots of room in

Pakistan.

 

 

Are we really this dumb?
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