Dear Pastor

Dear Pastor...

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Dear Pastor,

I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.

Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

 

Dear Pastor,

Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week.

I am Peter Peterson.

Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix

 

Dear Pastor,

My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about

something.

Robert Anderson, age 11

 

Dear Pastor,

I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give

me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my

allowance?

Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

 

Dear Pastor,

My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week

even if she has a cold.

Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany

 

Dear Pastor,

I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be

there.

Stephen. Age 8, Chicago

 

Dear Pastor,

I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to

Disneyland.

Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

 

Dear Pastor,

I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than

money but I still want a raise in my allowance.

Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota

 

Dear Pastor,

Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.

Laurie. Age 10, New York City

 

Dear Pastor,

I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.

Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens

 

Dear Pastor,

Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new

pitcher. Thank you.

Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh

 

Dear Pastor,

My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want

to because we have enough rules already in my house.

Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena

 

Dear Pastor,

Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?

Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville

 

Dear Pastor,

Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.

Carla. Age 10, Salina

 

Dear Pastor,

I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.

Ralph, Age 11, Akron

 

Dear Pastor,

How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or

does He read about it in the newspapers?

Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston

 

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