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LAW & DISORDER

UNCONSTITUTIONAL PARKING TICKETS UNIT

Sat Nite Live laffs when NYPD legalizes car-theft cartel

Art imitates life of webmaster


Mafia tow truckers steal cars while SNL apologizes for Mobbed-up mayor and NYPD serial killings

WAV AUDIO FILE ON SAT NITE LIVE 6 OCT 2001

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NYC Mafia loots $350-million every year from illegal NYC parking meters

Isn't that funny?





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