New Chakra Found!
The Clown scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one
heading:
Seriousness.
Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from sickness to Reincarnation.
Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of healing.
It is a psychic energy point located between the Heart Chakra and the Throat Chakra.
It is called the Clown Chakra.
If people are feeling miserable;
if they have financial problems;
if their
relationship situation is the pits;
if they are feeling spacey;
if they feel a
need to sue people;
if they find fault with their brother;
then obviously
their Clown chakra is Closed.
When this happens, the scientists have observed
under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad
face;
and when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face.
The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has
projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that
is normally found within each cell of the body.
The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love", (or ILL for short.)
The scientists also discovered that
all disease is due to the fact that the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased".
When the Clown hakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the
psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances,
unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped
balloons.
The red heart balloons contain God's Love and Joy.
These balloons are directed to the "dis-eased" cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.
When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.
Sometimes these red heart balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact
that when anyone experiences them the feeling of Separation ends.
They experience being back home with the Father and hence are no longer an orphan.
This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.
So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you
visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons filled with God's
Love and Joy.
Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh - seriousness causes reincarnation.
ENCHANTED MERMAID'S GROTTO