"Everything will be ‘O’ ‘K’" from the musical “Aussie get your debt”
Obama and Kevin (O & K) have a chat via teleconference
O; “Ahhhh, ummmm, errrrrrr, it Obama here Kevin”
K; “Oh, those dulcet tones sound like a voice from heaven”
O; “Well I have been compared at various times to a deity”
K; “Oh O, our heroic deeds, we’ll save the world in spontaneity”.
Together:
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
O; “I’m borrowing a trillion bucks, we’ll be in debt forever”
K; “Just blame it on neo-conservatives, it sounds really clever”
O; “But all my millionaire mates got me into the White House”
K; “The only millionaire I care about is my hard working spouse”
Together:
Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.
O; “I’ve got the biggest leave pass over here from a complicit media”
K; “Me too, I speak in riddles, babble on like an encyclopedia”
O; “I’ve got no clue what I’m doing, I’m just a guy who speaks nice”
K; “I’ve got no clue either O, I ask Ken Henry for advice”
Together:
Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything
Cheaper than you.
O; “How lucky we are that it’s all turned to sh!t and we can blame it on the right”
K; “We can borrow, spend recklessly and raise taxes, and comfortably sleep at night”
O; “This gives us a leave-pass to enforce our socialist ways, to play on people’s fears”
K; “Today we borrow, we spend spend, spend, they’ll be paying it off for years”
Together:
Anything you can wear
I can wear better.
In what you wear
I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest! In my shoes?
In your hat! No, you can't!
Yes, I can
Yes, WE CAN!
Can we send the world broke?
Yes, WE CAN!
