Why put essays on my site? Well the answer is obvious: as a kid, my parents got one of those refrigerators with a wood covering so that it blended in with the cabinets. You know the type. What it meant for me, though, was that I could never post my good work or grades on the fridge like my friends could and no one would ever be proud of me. So now, in a fit of unfulfilled childhood dilemmas, I give you my college essays.
Also, what's the point in writing them if my professor is the only one who reads them? Chew on that.