| 50 WORDS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED |
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| Our secret sources named after porno movies managed to obtain a bill that will soon be put before the US House of Representatives. The bill, called the "Decency in Communications Act," is sponsored by a Republican congressman who wants to see 50 words banned from American broadcasts. Many Bothans died to bring us this information. |
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| The bill is expected to pass 231-201, so if anyone wasnts to say "dangle" on TV, now's the time. |