I just thought these guestbook entries were the funniest things I've ever heard in my life. These entries were taken word for word from my guestbook. All I have to say is: "Please, you sound like the most unintelligent person in the world. If you're going to flame me, at least have decent grammar and spell everything right."

Wednesday 02/05/2003 12:40:25am
Name: Usagi Tsukino
E-Mail: I won't tell you
Homepage Title:
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments:You are a stupid b**** and h......How there you say that my dougther Chibi-Usa isent nice!!! She is the sweatest girl thet I ever sean, you b****!! Your site it totaly uncool because you are a h***!!! Oh, please kill your self!!! Die you b****!!! I hate you and your site you stupid shit!!!! F*** off

Melissa's Comments:
Wow, you sound intelligent. Personally, I've never heard of the letter "*". What exactly does it sound like? If you're going to swear in my guestbook, go ahead and do it. You sound like a five year old who is scared to use "bad" words because mommy will get mad. Why do I dare to say Chibi-usa isn't nice? Because it's my opinion and I can. She's the sweatest? I never thought of Chibi-usa being sweaty, but ok. Kill myself? No thank you. I rather enjoy my life at the moment. Considering we've never met, I'm not quite sure how you can hate me. If you hate my site, don't come back, it's that simple. And just some advice, you won't get anywhere in life with that confrontational attitude and closed-mindedness. You take things too seriously. By the way, Sailomoon is an ANIME. What does that mean? It's not real.

Wednesday 02/05/2003 12:45:17am
Name: Usagi Tsukino
E-Mail: I won't tell you
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments: Youst 1 thing : my friend Marija Javoroviæ is THE REAL Sailor Jupiter!!! And you are yust shit!

Melissa's Comments:
Obviously, the first entry wasn't enough for Ms. "Usagi Tsukino". Either that or she forgot to add this important information into the last entry. Either English isn't your first language, or you're failing out of school because you can't spell. I haven't seen any guestbook entries this unintelligible for awhile. Let's see. From what I can tell, I'm shit and that her friend is the real Sailor Jupiter. Ummm yeah, it's anime. Sailorjupiter and all the other senshi, as nice as it would be, are IMAGINARY!! By the way, it's Tsukino Usagi. If you'd researched "yourself" enough, you'd know that the Japanese put the family name before the given name.

Well, wasn't that fun? I just had to have some kind of follow-up to those entries. I hope "Usagi Tsukino" leaves more entries. I need this kind of fun... bwahaha!

-Melissa