Ladies and Gentleman. What I am writing right now is scary so please send you children away from the screen before you read the rest of this. Don't mind my writing because I am still a little shaky after the events of today.
Today I looked at the Guest Book on our page and found a note from a re-enactor from the Netherlands. He stated that he belonged to the 111th Pa. Upon noticing this similarity with the Klems I started my search to discover if he had the misfortune of eating Possum with the Klems. I thought to myself surely this could not be. He lives in the Netherlands and the chances are 100,000 to 1 that he has ever even heard of them.
I quickly got a response back from one of the Klems that they not only knew him but he was Familly Shocked ! Shocked I tell you I was. How could this be. A Klem in the Netherlands. I knew that some had managed to move away from Klem County and Migrated to Canada but how could a Klem even figure out how to get across water.
Ladies and Gentleman we must STOP this spreading of the Klem family at all cost. Can you imagine a Klem in France, England, Russia and Japan. Financial institution would crumble, Kings would resign and all form of Government collapse.
My Solution to this CRISIS is to collect all the Klems and after building a Tall Fence around Quebec Relocate them there. I also suggest building guard posts and adding sensors in the ground to prevent them from escaping.
Please Ladies and Gentleman I must have your support on this one before the Klems spread out any more.
Your Obd Svt
Mr. Jean-Marc Ladouceur
AKA Pvt. Church
2nd Mich. Vol. Inf.
Company "A"
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