Welcome to Green Acres, kids. Otherwise know as the
sweat shop on the hill.

There's nothing better than a crispy, crunchy cup of coffee!

I think the biggest hang up [with Hooterville's teens] is that
when the kids get off work, the only recreating they have is going
to Mr. Drucker's store and betting on which fly's gonna land on
his head. ..... For a time, they used to go up to Pixley to that topless
restraunt, then someone spoiled it by putting the roof back on it.

still discussing possible entertainment ideas
Oliver: Drag racing?
Eb: Yeah - to see how fast guys run in girl's clothes.