![]() Bardic Contest IV Nov 2004 to May 2005 Contest judge is mikerdna@hotmail.com Rules at bottom of page |
Contestants & Salvo # Chart
Steve Emenhiser #1, 2, 3, 8 |
The following entries are representative of the submitter's views.
They do not represent those of the web-master, the RDNA or anyone else, not even the composer, perhaps.
Bardic Salvo #12, April 11th, 2005
By Pat, Akita Grove
Dec 2004, For the Public Domain
Originally "Sixteen going on Seventeen" by Rogers and Hamerstein. I thought the original was bordering on patronizingly sexist, but after more reflection, perhaps the original authors were poking fun at her suitor's ability to guide her at his own tender age?
Click or copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://www.julie-andrews.net/tsom/Midi/sixteen.mid
You wait, young Druid, in a remote cave to begin...
Schooled for nineteen going on twenty years
Trained for nineteen going on twenty years
Formally now prepared are you to face this world of men
You'll need something older and wiser
Taught for nineteen going on twenty years
Drilled for nineteen going on twenty years
Formally now prepared am I to face this world of men
I need something older and wiser [Dancing music for a minute or two]
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By Shane Saylor, Digitalis Grove
March 24 2005
The sledgehammer pounds the wall repeatedly. The sound echoes in my ears. As the hammer breaks through, through the wall of my skull, I sigh with relief. The drums of misery stop beating as the pressure is relieved. I wrap myself in a blanket of darkness as I cry out to Orpheus to loll me to sleep with his lyre. The throbbing of my head sets the tune for the nightmares. They want in my head. No dream catcher will stop them tonight. The misery of the throbbing makes them strong. Aspirin will lessen the affect. But only for a while. Meanwhile, the nightmares have a party in my head. They dance in step with the throbbing. Waves of nausea come. With the nausea, I feel as if I'm on a boat with a rough sea beneath the keel. I am unable to keep my footing as the boat sways back and forth and back again. I wake to a shining sun and to find myself covered in my own warm, sticky and almost dried vomit. Migraines. I hate the damn things. |
By Mike, DJ of DC Grove
March 2005, For the Public Domain
Originally "Staying Alive" By BeeGees
Click or copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://www.beegeesoso.com/midi/StayinAlive2.mid
SHORT MUSIC INTRO - 10 sec.
VERSE
CHORUS
VERSE
CHORUS
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
INTERLUDE:
VERSE
CHORUS
INTERLUDE:
INTERLUDE: [Etc. Dance until the music runs outin a few minutes] |
By EMB (druidfromtexas)
3/29/05
the dreary days |
By Anonymous of Alabama
March 2005, For the Public Domain
Original with same title by Twisted Sister, 1982
Click on the link, then on tiny green button next to "I Wanna Rock" which will give you the music to the chorus and first verse, which will play on Windows Media Player and a minute of downloading.
Click or copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://www.mp3.com/tracks/5571343/dl_streams.html
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Just use wood they say,
I wanna rock! (Rock)
There's a feelin' that
I wanna rock! (Rock)
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Bardic Salvo #11, March 25th, 2005
By Pat, Akita Grove
Feb 2004, For the Public Domain
Originally "Separate Ways" By Journey
You cannot click the music address.
Plug the address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://www.midi4u.com/artists/j/journey/Separate_Ways.mid
INTRO SPOKEN POEM: (Start the music, listen to start-up music 10 sec)
Here we stand (Verse with echoes)
Feelin' that it's gone
CHORUS
Burning times
If you must go, I wish you luck (chorus thrice) (Music Interspersed) (chorus) (Music interspersed) (chorus) (music) |
By Mike, DC Grove
Feb 2005, For the Public Domain
Originally "Video Killed the Radio Star " By Buggles 1980
(which was the first video broadcast on MTV) The tune is not
very stable or easy to follow if you haven't heard the original,
as the three line verses are spoken quickly and monotonicly,
but the "oh-a-oh"s and chorus is truly catchy for this one-hit wonder band.
Click or copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://www.kingeider.net/bugglesvideo.mid
http://www.winhelp.dk/music/vidkill.mid
(10 seconds followed by a quick beat track that is the first verse)
I heard you hit the campus back in Sixty Three Oh-a-oh
You took the credit for that revoke chapel rule
Oh-a-oh oh-a-a-a oh
And now we seek new paths cloaked in mystery
oh- a-oh
oh-a-aho-oh, (Tinkle and synthesizer Music)
Druidry snapped the chains of dogma
I am the earth-mother's child
Druidry snapped the chains of dogma
Druidry snapped the chains of dogma (Lots of quiet rising and falling waves of music)
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By Brian Jeffries
On a midwinter's day Cerridwen did command That a fire be set for a brew she had planned And a cauldron be placed as the flames crackled bright Then young Gwion was summoned, as day turned to night The queen bade him come, and she set him a'stirring With the planets aligned and a dark moon occuring And as he was stirring, she spoke words of power While tossing in herbs picked at just the right hour For any to taste it she strictly forbade In a year and a day the strange brew would be made
A year did then pass with Earth's circuit sojurned
Cerridwen sniffed the air and turned into a hag
To the form of the queen, Cerridwen then returned |
By Eric Powers, Boston Grove
Feb 2005, For the Public Domain
Originally "California Girls"
Click or copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi/californiagirls.mid
Well east coast Druids are hip
The Southwest's deserts' druids
I wish they all could be Minnesota
The west coast has the sunshine
I been all around this great big world
I wish they all could be Minnesota
I wish they all could be Minnesota |
By mike, DC Grove
Feb 2005, For the Public Domain
Based on "I sing the body electric" from the movie "Fame"
Click or copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://www.ilovehou.com/twonicknames/gifsite/midi2/bodyelectric.mid
I am a nature eclectic
I am a nature eclectic
I'll learn from the wise
We are the land's stewards now |
Bardic Salvo #10, March 1st, 2005
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By Brian Jeffries 1994
[I've been a fish-eatin' vegetarian for 30 years]
How can you eat your protein if it's coming from a cow? Carnivores are sinners, and I'm veggier than thou Source of true enlightenment must come from what you eat I'm feeling kinda holy, 'cause I never do eat meat Never mind the consequence of things I say or do I've got to be superior, I'm veggier than you |
By Pat, Akita Grove
Feb 2004, For the Public Domain
Originally "Any Way You Want It" By Journey
Click or copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://users.cis.net/sammy/journey.htm
Any way you like it
She loves to laugh
Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, she said,
I was alone
Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, she said, [Saxophone Solo and repeat some earlier verses.] |
By Anonymous from Alabama
Feb 2005, For the Public Domain
Based on "Fight for Your Right to Party" by Beastie Boys
Click link or copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music: http://209.197.86.65/20041007/rap/beastieboys/Fight_For_Your_Right_To.mid
or at http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/kentish/116/midi/fight_for_your_right_to_party.mid
*APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE FOR LYRICS*
[Intro Music, words monotonic enthusiastic shouting]
You wake up late for church - man you don't wanna go [music riff] (chorus) You gotta fight -- for your right -- to not pray
You're min'ster heard you're screwing - and he said, "No way!" (repeat chorus)
Don't step out of this house if my true faith you're gonna refuse (repeat chorus) |
By Brian Jeffires Oct 2004
Tended with care Fire of council Make us aware
Of ancestral spirits
Our circle has gathered
Wise be our words
May we carry a spark |
By Mike, DC Grove
Mar 2005, For the Public Domain
Based on "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge
Click link of copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi/whenamanlovesawoman.mid
Dedicated to Fisher, Nelson, Cherniack & Frangquist and all those other folks into Rolling Stones. Thanks to Sam for showing me his inspiring altar back in 1993.
[Intro music]
When a man build an altar
When a man builds an altar
When a man builds an altar
When a man builds an altar
Yes, when a man builds an altar [Closing Music- scatting – humming.] |
Bardic Salvo #9, Feb 20th, 2005
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By Eric Powers
Aug 2004, For the Public Domain
Based on "Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" from Abba
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/kentish/116/midi/yellow_polka_dot_bikini.mid
Original Lyrics & music at http://www.minibite.com/oldies/itsybitsy.htm
[SADLY SPOKEN INTRO POEM's TWO VERSES:]
So the grandson accepted the ancient tartan pladdie [START MUSIC IN SEPARATE WINDOW]
He was afraid to come out of the coatroom One, two, three, four, tell the people what he wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow kilt and feathered beanie Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
He was afraid the boys would all snicker Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow kilt and feathered beanie Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
Now he is afraid to come out on the dance floor Two, three, four, tell the people what he wore
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow kilt and feathered beanie
(From the coatroom to the banquet) Endless repetition of chorus music. |
By Brian Jeffries
Nov 2004
Twisted and split and blasted by bolts |
By Brian Jeffries
Nov 2004
Without and within 'Cross a moonbridge I wander Forget who I've been I behold then the Muse Mesmerized I draw near My vision is vibrant My thoughts become clear
Bringing back visions |
By Mike, DC Grove
Feb 2005, For the Public Domain
Based on "Rhinestone Cowboy" by Larry Weiss
P please copy and plug address directly into a new browser window for music:
http://ynucc.yeungnam.ac.kr/~bwlee/midi/rhinest.mid
Dedicated to a fellow Druid who is dedicated to a frugal life in ecological service. May she never falter in her struggle.
I've been walkin' these woods so long
Like a dimestore Druid
Well, I really don't mind the rain
Like a dimestore Druid
Like a dimestore Druid
Dimestore Druid |
By Radaiken@aol.com
Dec 2004, For the Public Domain
No not again: As ravens cry in rain
As Solstice and the Equinox appear
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Pleiades begin to rise
Before God's angels in the after glow
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I only want to see
As messangers of God I fear repeat
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By Pat Haneke
April 2004, For the Public Domain
Based on "Donft Stop Believin'" from Journey
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
http://themidiuniverse.virtualave.net/midi/Journey-Dont_Stop_Believin.mid
(opening Music 10 sec)
Just a small town girl, livin' on a lonely lane (whirly Music)
A Druid in a misty verdant grove
CHORUS
Strangers seeking, up and down the stony roads (short music)
Working hard to climb the hills, (chorus) (Instrumental) Don't stop believin' Hearken to that feelin' etc. Moonlight people |
Bardic Salvo #8, Feb 9th, 2005
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By Pat Haneke
Feb 2004, For the Public Domain
Based on "Dancing Queen" from Abba
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Towers/8245/dncqueen.mid
Read the historical story.
Intro music
You can fight, you can reave, wielding the sword that cleaves
Year sixty, and Prasutagus dies
Nobody could stand those guys
You were the Iceni Queen, strong and lean, your match never seen
You're a razer, you march at dawn
You were the Iceni Queen, strong and lean, your match never seen Praising the Iceni Queen |
By Steven Emenhiser age 16, a short poem
"Inside... |
By Steven Emenhiser, age 16
Notes: a song I wrote while camping!!!
(verse)
(chorus)
(verse)
(chorus)
(verse) |
By Mike, DC Grove
February 2005, For the Public Domain
Based on "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
http://www.themathlab.com/music/smkwater.mid
(25 second Helicopter intro and monotonous unforgettable riff, which also appears in long instrumentals between verses too. There are many strange versions out there, but this tune kind of fits the original lyrics. Adapt the words as necessary)
They all came out of Carleton
They burned down the chapel rule
We ended up over in Berkeley |
by Brian Jeffries 2004
Scirocco has been given birth Libya's dunes feel her growing desire Whose shapeshifting sands are the fuel of her fire She whirls on so lightly down through the Sudan To the Ivory Coast and Liberia's span
There as two passionate lovers they meet
Westward she flies - a scirocco no longer
Yes, I call her the Dancer - the one I long for |
Bardic Salvo #7, January 30th, 2005
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by Emmon Bodfish, 1982
From the thick grass
I choose to pick and eat
NO BLAME, then
It is always cold
I am afraid, |
By Mike, DC Grove
January 2005, For the Public Domain
Based on "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" from The Wizard of Oz
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.mikesmidi.bravepages.com/somewhereovertherainbow.mid
Somewhere over in Carleton
Somewhere over in Carleton
Some day I'll vigil neath the stars
Somewhere over in Carleton
Some day I'll vigil neath the stars
Somewhere over in Carleton
If witty old black birds fly |
By Brian Jeffries
October 2004
A stone was picked up
The goddess of rivers
Souls of the ancients |
By Brian Jeffries
October 2004
It came to me, a waking dream
An Irish hill, a special place
A room of stone where souls await |
by Anonymous of Alabama
January 2005 For the Public Domain
Weaving together a new blazed path |
By Pat Haneke, Akita Grove
Original was "All Right Now" written
Written by Aerosmith artists, A. Fraser / P. Rodgers
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.rehler.com/sound/All_Right_Now.mid
There She stood in the wood
I said slow down where should I start?
All out there
I've been around to strange sites
When I came back grove & I shaped
All out there |
Bardic Salvo #6, January 10th, 2005
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By Pat Haneke, Akita Grove
To the tune of Free Bird
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.dixienet.org/files/midi/freebird.mid
If I leave here tomorrow
But, if I stayed here with your Church,
Bye, bye, I've learned some deep things
Cause I'm as free as a deer now, |
By Mike, DC Grove
To the tune of "Layla" by Eric Clapton
Dedicated to Mairi Ceolmhor, wherever you are
Dang, but I could listen to that guitar all day!
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.ettnet.se/~tradare/mid/layla.mid
What'll you do when you get lonely
CHORUS:
I tried to give you consolation CHORUS
Let's make the best of your situation CHORUS CHORUS |
By Mike Pinglton, October 2004
ash for the arrow, yew for the bow
rowan to carry, blackthorn for hedgerow
waste not the heartwood; |
By Byran Jeffries
Youthful sun beckons a new season's shoots
Song of the Earth flowing upward in prayer
Old oaks and thunder bestir memories
Sylvan cathedral, a sacrifice burns |
Bardic Salvo #5, January 1st, 2005
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By Brain Jeffries, December 2004
To the tune of REVOLUTION by the Beatles
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://209.197.86.65/20041007/rock/beatles/Revolution1.mid
You say you wanna be a dru-i-id, w-e-el you kno-o-ow
Don't you know it's gonna be - alright
We are an ancient institution, we-e-el you kno-o-ow
Don't you know it's gonna be - alright |
By Eric Powers, For the Public Domain, November 2004
Based on "Wind beneath my wings" by Bette Middler
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.oocities.org/ystradband/wings.html
INTRO: Ohhhh, oh, oh, oh, ohhh.
It must have been cold there in the shadows,
So I became one with all your glory,
Did you ever know that you're my idol,
It might have appeared to go unnoticed,
Did you ever know that you're my idol,
Did you ever know that you're my idol,
Oh, the wind beneath the boughs. |
By Brain Jeffries, December 2004
I drink from the flowing phenomenal well
Story and style are written in stone
To tell about time is the simplest thing
To those who remember, I leave it with you |
By Mike, For the Public Domain, January 2005
Original Song "Proud Mary" by Clearance Clearwater Revival
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.olsoncomputers.com/prime/MIDIs/Alphabetical/p/Proud_Mary-(Creedence_Clearwater_Revival)-85k.mid
There are different versions and choruses out there.
Left a harsh church in the city,
CHORUS:
Took a lot of flak from preachers,
CHORUS Musical interlude
If you come out to the forest,
CHORUS |
Bardic Salvo #4, December 18th, 2004
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By Pat Haneke, Akita Grove, April 2004
April 2004, For the Public Domain
Based on “Go Your Own WayEBy REO Speedwagon 1977
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://themidiuniverse.virtualave.net/midi/Fleetwood_Mac-GoYourOwnWay.mid
Or at http://www.jim-inman.com/midi/F/go_your_own_way.mid
Leaving Him
If I could
You can go your own ways
Tell me why
If I could
You can go your own ways Etc |
Parody by Mike Scharding, Order of Belenos
November 2004, For the Public Domain
Original song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
With an oh-so spooky cheesy music video.
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.winhelp.dk/music/totalecl.mid
Note the music differs a little from the verses I have below.
http://www.members.tripod.com/midihits99/midi/Total.mid Europop version
Prelude
Come back out, every now and then I get a
Come back out, Every now and then I get a
And I would wait for you all night
I will seek you out tonight
Come back out, bright sun
And I would wait for you all night
I will seek you out tonight
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By Brian Jeffries, December 2004
Original “Dreams I’ll Never SeeEby the Allman Brothers)
Just one more lifetime, plastic world gives me the blues
Just one more circle, council fire burnin' bright
Plant one more oak tree, care for it and let it grow |
By anonymous from Colorado
November 2004, For the Public Domain
Original “All by MyselfEby numerous artists
With an oh-so spooky cheesy music video.
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://westwood.fortunecity.com/susileib/385/allbymyself.mid
When I was young
Livin' alone
All by myself
Hard to be sure INTERLUDE
All by myself INTERLUDE
Trees all around
Not by myself
Not by myself ETC |
Bardic Salvo #3, December 3rd, 2004
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Parody by Mike Scharding, DC Grove
October 2004, For the Public Domain
Original "Sweet Home Alabama" written by ALABAMA
(ed king - ronnie vanzant - gary rossington)
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://w3.uwyo.edu/~dwwilson/sweethom.mid
Year's wheels keep on turning
Well I heard the critics rant about her
Sweet Grove, Carleton College
With their study load they keep real busy
Sweet Grove, Carleton College
Now college kids have got their wise asses
Sweet Grove, Carleton College
Sweet Grove, Carleton College |
By Eric Powers,
October 2004/10/18
For the Public Domain
From Elvis Presly & Willie Nelson's "Always on My Mind"
See original lyrics http://www.links2love.com/love_lyrics_30.htm
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
Music at http://www.links2love.com/music/alwaysonmymind.mid
at http://www.sweetmemoriessite.com/OLM/Example/songs/alwaysonmymind.html
Maybe I didn't please you
You just never really mind
Tell me, tell me that your soft winds may still blow
Maybe I didn't go out
You just never really mind
Tell me, tell me that your soft winds will blow
Little things I should have said and done |
BY: Steven Emenhiser, age 16
OCT 2004, For the Public Domain
i am dreamless |
By Brian Jeffries, October 2004
Spirit of patterns as old as the sea
Free flowing grace shows her pathways to me
Waves quickly change but her call is the same
Spirit that moves is the reason I came |
By Brian Jeffries, October 2004
Green reaper will stride across your lawn and mine |
By Mike, October 2004
For the Public Domain
Original was "I'm a Survivor" by Reba McEntire
This powerful song can be heard on the WB channel's Friday night show, "Reba" in the opening music.
I arrived 3 years too past prime
The silly fool without a hope
I don't believe in self loathing
The silly fool without a hope |
Bardic Salvo #2, November 16, 2004
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Parody by Mike Scharding, DC Grove
Agust 2004, For the Public Domain
Original Song "Vacation", by the Go-Gos,
If link won't click please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
http://members.tripod.com/lisawebworld1/sounds/vacation.mid
Can't seem to get my mind off of you
When you came to me I should've run
These years beside you
CHORUS
These years beside you
CHORUS
Vocation |
Parody by Pat Haneke, Akita Grove
April 2004, For the Public Domain
Original Song "Sweet Emotion" please plug address directly into a browser window for music:
http://www.fortunecity.com/silverstone/rambler/116/sweetem.mid
Sweet devotion
You talk about things that nobody cares
Some holy rollin' preacher with a face like a prune
Sweet devotion
I pulled into town in a Geo car
You've studied long and first in your class |
BY: Steven Emenhiser, age 16
OCT 2004, For the Public Domain
feel the wind graze opon my broken wounds |
BY: Anonymous
OCT 2004, For the Public Domain
Some are content to experiment on the farm's loam
You're now besieged with too many questions
To ask them, you're certainly not the first
Ever on, since time immemorial
Without some pain, little will be gained
You feel wracked like a cliched tortured artist
Such a trip is oft Longley, the new is cast wide |
By Lydia Van de Grift, 2004
OCT 2004, For the Public Domain
That first Samhain, the grief was still too deep and raw.
Ritual done, my friends have gone home,
I felt a presence, and my dog looked up,
In one great burst comes forth
My dog went back to sleep. |
By Brian Jeffries, 2004
OCT 2004,
Green reaper will stride across your lawn and mine |
Bardic Salvo #1, November 1, 2004
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BY: Steven Emenhiser, age 16
OCT 2004, For the Public Domain
It's actually 8 poems but to me it's eight crazy nights.
SAMHAIN/holloween
YULE/winter sol.
IMBOLC/oimelc
OSTARA/spring equ
BELTANE/ may day
LITHA/ summer sol.
LUGH/lammas
MABON/fall equ. |
By Steven Emeinhiser of Texas
October 2003, For the Public Domain
Inside |
(Version 1.0) by Geo TwoCrowsChatting (George L. Verge)
October 2004, For the Public Domain
Snow Maple Grove
There is a song that does ring true
It changes rhythm throughout the year
It does true by head, heart and hand
It shines true by the Sun so bright
It is neither new and neither old
It can be found in wood dark and deep
It goes to and fro on whispered breeze
It rings through both the Beast and Man
It is most solid as well as fluid |
Parody by Pat Haneke, Akita Grove
March 2004, For the Public Domain
Original Song "We are the Champions" by Queen
Plug this address directly into a browser window for music:
http://headeye.com/music/midi/QUEEN__We_are_the_Champions.mid
I've found the clues -
We are the Druids - my friends
I've taken my vows
But it's been no easy harvest
We are the Druid - my friends |
By Mike, Digitalis Grove
August 2004, For the Public Domain
Original, "We will rock you" by Queen
Plug this address directly into a browser window for music
http://www.oocities.org/MotorCity/Track/2465/wewillrockyou.mid
Laddy you're a boy have a big dream
We move we move big rocks
Laddy you're a young man strong man
We move we move big rocks
Laddy you're an old man wise man
We move we move big rocks |
Bardic Salvo #2, November 14th, 2004
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Just because the Time of Sleep is approaching after Halloween, means that your creative urges have to go dormant! Last year's 3rd Annual contest fizzled out, but we're ready to try yet again.
The RDNA will have our 4th Annual Wintry Bardic Contest from Nov 1st to May 1st, on this conference. Anytime during that period, submit to me your poems, songs, SHORT epic sagas, free-verse, or SHORT stories to me at mikerdna@hotmail.com I will host them this year as the judge [That way, I'll have a better chance of winning, no?]
Rules:
0. Anyone can play and enter, even your friends.
1. You can spoof an existing song/poem or be an entirely original creation, but the words have to be your own or a collaboration. If spoofing, please list the source of the music or original lyrics.
2. Subject may be anything vaguely "Druidic," what ever that means. Quality is not a big concern for me either. Have fun. Maximum of 20 entries per person, meaning you Pat.
3. Humor, anger, vexing, angst-drawn, serious, thoughtful, weird, drama-queenish is all perfectly acceptable; but naughty words may be tsk-tsk'ed and finger-waggled.
4. Poetry will be collected throughout the winter. Spurts of poetry will be issued forth regularly every two weeks between November 1st and May 1st (about 13 mailings).
5. Bribes must be at least $500, to be acknowledged.
6. Winner will be announced May 1st, 2005 and will bear the honor of "Bard of the Reform" from May 2005 to May 2006.
7. Entries will be posted on RDNAtalk and at http://www.oocities.org/mikerdna/bard4.html and sent by e-mail.
8. Submission of an entry is considered to be accepting their reprint in the Green Books of ARDA 3 in 2013. Unless you tell me that they are copyrighted, I will assume they are for the public domain. I will label them either way according to your choice.
To see previous bardic contest entries go to:
http://www.oocities.org/mikerdna/bard.html
2001-2002 Winter
http://www.oocities.org/mikerdna/bard2.html
2002-2003 Winter