bangkok_broadway

One Night in Bangkok

Freddie
Bangkok! Oriental setting
And the city don't know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Bangkok, just another stop
In the chess world circus - masters drop in
Play, checkmate, check out and then you
Move on to another venue

Like Iceland - or the Philippines - or Hastings - or -
Or this place!

Chorus
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if your lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

Freddie
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

Chorus
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board not looking at the city

Freddie
Whaddya mean? You've seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town, ya seen em all!

Chorus
Tea girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Freddie
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

Chorus
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Freddie
Siam's going to be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river a reclining Buddah

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you'd better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage palours...

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me