Hello Dolly
						Ok, apparently I am very posessive and I need to learn how to share, but seriously would you share this guy? This would be nakedspike (like you can't work that out for yourselves) who is also known as MY Dolly (read it slowly Webby, it may sink in) Why Dolly? I hear you ask, the answer is simple.  Little girls like to play with Dollies, and well so do big girls ;-) so in a nutshell, yes he is my plaything (and for the last time, no I do not share my toys, I was a selfish child and well as an adult I held on to that virtue) Now, before you go getting the idea that Dolly is merely around for my personal gratification, simply to be used and abused and...where was I?  Oh yeah, right, personal gratififcation...no damnit, that's not what he's for...he is here for me to love and cherish and take care of, and well if he wants to take care of other business, that's a bonus *weg*
		Dolly is a sensitive boy...sorry man...he's very manly!  And so very clever.  Why, just the other day he was explaining to Bird_Girl and myself why your voice goes all funny when you inhale helium....I can't remember what he said, I was too busy staring at his *cough* to pay attention, but I know he's clever. Nakedspike is also very good at showering with his Mistress (again, Webby that would be me, not you dear), lurking in the NB, being whipped (not paddled), and when he's really naughty dressing up in a bonnet...but shhh don't tell anyone. Well there you have it, a brief insight into the life of a Dolly and he's all mine, mine, MINE!!!!!! I love him dearly and to prove it, I handed over all the monkey stealing duties to BG!....Not that I was ever really planning to steal anyway....but I digress, this is about my Dolly...I think I'll say that again, MY DOLLY.  Have you got that now? Good!
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