WELCOME TO PAYBACK I HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

So recently there were these four young 'ladies' who opposed me in a little bet...they lost Mwa ha ha ha ha ha...ha yeah..anyway, as penance they now have to reside in my world of pain and misery, designed especially for them by yours truly.  So buckle up kiddies, daddy's putting the hammer down ;-) (sorry I couldn't resist).

First things first, as they are all such 'good girls' the first part of the punishment involves a vow of celibacy.  Being as they are all nice and innocent, this shouldn't be too hard, and it's a nice way to break them in gently.  The attractive outfits are an added bonus!

Here's where things start to toughen up. Monday to Friday of each week, our four little tearaways have to attend to the want and whim of the ruthless army of Rileybots stored in the Kinkbot dungeon. They don't get out much and will require a huge amount of tlc, which is usually satisfied with a shoulder to cry on and a pal to practise combat training with.

And as I know one particular Hellion is a closet Riley fan, Saturday and Sunday's will now be used to assist our very own trio of nerd bots. Duties will include watching marathon runs of the star trek series, comic reading, freeze ray building and occasional swapping of wimple's for a french maids outfit.

Adding insult to injury, all of the above mentioned duties will be accompanied by the inccessant warble of Dawn's 'get out, Get Out, GET OUT' catch phrase, as well as a continual loop of Birdgirl/Hotty Botty's losing mantra 'I am a fucking Good Girl'....which is purely to remind you all why you are here.

As a bonus treat, all meals will now consist of the following food group...yes you guessed it 'Veggies' That means no chocolate, no ice cream, actually nothing that isn't green or leafy.

Failure to comply with the above guidelines will result in the disobediant 'Good Girl's' descent into a pit of either the fast and furry or the slow and slimey.  You have been warned!

You will now be monitored by the honourable Pinhead for the remainder of your stay in 'Good Girl Hell' (which is basically for as long as I decide I want you here Mwa ha ha ha...ok the evil laugh still needs some work) and incidentally Blue, he is very interested to discuss the future of your soon to be 'late' ex-husband wink, wink, nudge, nudge. So step on up Birdgirl, Fiatlux, Littlefluffybunny and Selz, there's lashing's for all.......**sighs** If only you'd listened!

Argh, I'm a Bad Girl, get me out of here!!!