That's right folks, you read it here first. Your's truly had the honour of being invited to the hell dimension of Glorificus3, to present you with this one off peek into the eternal life, loves and losses of our precious deity.
Although I confess to being some what intimidated, my fears were groundless. On entering her most glorious one's boudouir, she insist I call her 'G3' or in the least 'Glori'.
Once we had settled down to a refreshing mimosa, my new found friend, 'Glori' began to tell all.
Glori: Well of course it is normal for me, especially when one has been revered for a thousand year *Smiles prettily* (at this point Ben takes over for the first time)
Ben: Ahem...how many thousands?!?!?! *points to slight wrinkle in the hellgods...dress?*
Glori: *glancing around innocently* Now why would a sweet lil hellgod go and plan revenge?
Ben: *cough* Bullshit *cough* (at this point Ben began poking at our deity, before she pushed him back and he settled down again).
Glori: Just 'cause they went and wrecked my travel plans - I was only trying to go home!.....*looks sincerely at Miss_UK*