Muppets and Bezoars are in fact one and the same, but they come in many guises. Usually, these pathetic creatures can be found abusing The Bronze, however they are not limited to this one habitat. The idiots (my preferred term) can be found on posting boards and in chat forums the world wide web over.
There are various species of this foolish creature, and I would like to bring a few of them to your attention. This is merely for your own protection in this crazy cyber world. Remember what your mummy always taught you, 'Its' better to be safe than sorry'.
The Spammer is easily identifiable due to their constant posting of nonsensical, pointless threads. These fools will continuously spout garbage in their chosen environment, pushing all worthwhile posts and threads off of the board.
The Spammer will often change their screen name or alias, just so they can reply to their own posts, adding to their fun. It is clear that we are dealing with a calculatingly, cunning individual.
Pathetic, is not so easily identifiable. This particular muppet will post intellectually disguised posts, merely to enflame other dwellers of their habitat. These posts can include numerous witty musings, such as 'Tara is Fat' and 'Buffy should Die'.
As you can see by these titles, we are dealing with a rather more advanced muppet, who is able to articulate a full posting topic.
The Vulgar Idiot is another easily identifiable muppet This particular strain of vermin is only able to communicate via vulgarity. The Idiot will use sexually graphic wording and more often that not, incorporate curse words into his alias or screen name, as well as their posts.
Also identified by their atrocious spelling and lack of intelligence, the idiot appears to be the latest species of muppet. But be warned, they breed like bunnies and will all to soonn me ready to take over a board or forum near you.
What now? I hear you ask. So you are aware of your common adversary, what can you do about it?
Well the best advice, of course, is that 'ignorance is bliss' and 'ignore the ignorant'. Muppets post purely for attention and to fill the gaping holes in their pointless existence. If they are ignored, they usually go away.
However, I have learned that they are actually quite fun to play with. The use of large words usually baffles these pitiful creatures into silence, as does (oddly enough) any attempt to make contact with them. But easily the most amusing way of exterminating these sad little entities, is a full on attack. This is rarely effective, but great fun, so try it at your own risk.
You can choose to ignore, humour or attack, the decision is yours. But remember people; you don't want to be tarred with the same brush!
Happy Hunting.